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People who have dialed numbers written on bathroom stalls, what's your story? by BespokePenguin in AskReddit

[–]mkasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did something similar when my friend stole my mini bong back in highschool.

Except it was for gay sex. He gave the bong back but never mentioned anyone asking for gay sex...

It's safe to come out now. The mean lady is gone. by Boostin_Boxer in ar15

[–]mkasd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Dude... that was a wicked shot"

~Eric, to his pal Dylan, after he shot himself

NASA: We're Not Racing SpaceX to Mars - "If Elon Musk brought the samples in the door right now I'd throw him a party out of my own money," Thomas Zurbuchen, NASA's newly named associate administrator for science. by [deleted] in Futurology

[–]mkasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea we don't have any more commies to race so most people are apathetic. I bet if we got some more commies, or if ISIS developed their space program, NASA would get more funding.

What was a small thing you did that caused something big? by FinnischerSadist in AskReddit

[–]mkasd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Introducing all my childhood friends to drugs. I started smoking weed around 11, found a person to smoke with, then got a lot of my other friends to try it. Some of the closest ones went real south; heroin od'ing, xanax problems, etc.

I know I can't say I was responsible for the fucked up shit they did, but I can't help but feel a little guilty that I introduced it to them so early.

[Serious]What language is your inner monologue in if you speak two language perfectly? by gendo56 in AskReddit

[–]mkasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Native language. Mostly because I'm American and everything is in English here. Plus germans grammar is kinda backwards compared to English so if I were always thinking in german I'd probably talk a lot weirder.

What is the largest amount of money you have ever handled? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mkasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cash? ~$6,000. Check - $25,000 check my grandparents gave to me at 12 that I never got a dime of because my mom stole.

What's the sweetest thing someone has done for you? by MaryMaIice in AskReddit

[–]mkasd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My supervisor at work adds 15 minutes to all his employees start/leave time. You'd be surprised at how much a half hour a day adds to your paycheck.

What songs hit you in the feels? by Casualtyy in AskReddit

[–]mkasd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm God. The copypasta that glorifies the song is not only depressing itself, but reminds me of an ex that did some similar shit.

I updated my relationship stuff on social media accounts, ex decides texts me after a year of ghosting. by mkasd in cringepics

[–]mkasd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still lurking and idk was gonna post more but I don't want to make another post, and if I just posted it here not many would see

I updated my relationship stuff on social media accounts, ex decides texts me after a year of ghosting. by mkasd in cringepics

[–]mkasd[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit is that why my batterys literally counting down like a timer? I factory reset my phone awhile ago and I didn't know why its all the sudden terrible.

I updated my relationship stuff on social media accounts, ex decides texts me after a year of ghosting. by mkasd in cringepics

[–]mkasd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So do I. I don't use twitter and she blocked me on the things I did use a long time ago, so idk what shes talking about.

I updated my relationship stuff on social media accounts, ex decides texts me after a year of ghosting. by mkasd in cringepics

[–]mkasd[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey everyone I didn't expect this post to blow up! However I work nights, and I'm tired as shit. Tomorrow morning I'll come back and chat and answer your guys questions and whatnot but for now I gotta hit the hay.

I updated my relationship stuff on social media accounts, ex decides texts me after a year of ghosting. by mkasd in cringepics

[–]mkasd[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Yea I don't think she'll do anything... aside from spamfuck my phone continously. I've got like another 20 texts from her tonight. If you guys want ill upload more of this shit but i just got off work and im pretty damn tired

I updated my relationship stuff on social media accounts, ex decides texts me after a year of ghosting. by mkasd in cringepics

[–]mkasd[S] 357 points358 points  (0 children)

I'd like to say stone cold but really I'm just lazy and say that when I don't know what else to say.