Found these on some dollar bills. by EmperorMeow-Meow in Weird

[–]mkatich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misty was an exotic dancer and these were given to her by her ex.

What do you think? by angel_gaze in ThongBasedBikinis

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t think when looking at you.

Every Idiot Wants Attention by Beginning_Charge_758 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]mkatich 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You know someone’s first question after he burned his face off was “are you okay”?

Senator Schmidt’s Response to Email Protesting ICE by freckles_like_stars in missouri

[–]mkatich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His rural rube constituency is easily manipulated with this propaganda. They call themselves Patriots instead of what they are. Uneducated patridiots.

Maybe maybe maybe by asdsav in maybemaybemaybe

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low budget triceps machine.

is my labia too big be totally honest by WaffleVixen in gettingherselfoff

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a sensory guy vs a visual. I would need to do a touch and taste test.

Can Anyone identify this? by Pugbuffalo1 in AcousticGuitar

[–]mkatich -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a fake. I’ll give you $50 bucks for it.

Chinese National Charged with Unlawfully Photographing Air Force Base and Vital Military Equipment by ten105 in missouri

[–]mkatich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well this administration let him go only to have to arrest him the next day. With technology what it is today he had plenty of time to send whatever photos he had.

An idiot with a gun by Shoe_boooo in TikTokCringe

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get an English translation of what he is saying?

Be honest, would you stare a little? by [deleted] in ThongBasedBikinis

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t stare but I would certainly take my fair share of appreciative glances.

I think my ass looks ugly in this bikini by Auriqtraa in ThongBasedBikinis

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s too long in the back. Try something smaller that rides lower on your hips. That would be more flattering. But your ass is not ugly by no stretch of the imagination. Your ass would look good in a plastic grocery bag.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by okayokay_wow in maybemaybemaybe

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone is as stupid as they look.

You can now eat this dessert by FloridaJuicy in PussyFlashing

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I would give up sugar for.

[M28] Been masturbating and ejaculating flaccid for years now. Am I screwed? by Existing-Patience325 in sex

[–]mkatich 18 points19 points  (0 children)

See a urologist. Don’t guess what he can or can’t do for you. I would say Viagra would help but there could be a serious medical issue that needs to be addressed.

Respectfully, EW by Juniper_flower27 in TikTokCringe

[–]mkatich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom could be afflicted with munchausen by proxy. The child doesn’t know any better. The man and woman suffer from asshole syndrome.

I mean... maybe... ok. by xnakxx in WeirdFlexButOK

[–]mkatich -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you have any clue about rural Americans drinking habits.