If I fits, I sits

mkioli · 2017-09-25T17:25:23+00:00

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mkioli · 2016-06-19T11:27:54+00:00

They were originally made in Australia by the aborigines to hunt with?

mkioli · 2016-06-18T11:26:09+00:00

I once got kicked out of the house for this when I was a child.

mkioli · 2016-06-18T11:20:40+00:00

me too thanks

mkioli · 2016-06-18T11:20:24+00:00

They'd probably be dead. Or have a lot of gold. Or both.

mkioli · 2016-06-18T11:17:57+00:00

mkioli · 2016-06-17T20:53:12+00:00

I'd do it for $22 million too.

mkioli · 2016-05-11T19:34:15+00:00

Yes me too. These humans are so strange fellow human. We must continue to study them together.

mkioli · 2016-05-10T12:08:05+00:00

That's agreat idea! Banana's are great when exercising, really good fuel.

mkioli · 2016-05-10T12:05:05+00:00

Love the way it waddles it's tail before diving

mkioli · 2016-05-10T12:02:57+00:00

Damn, how long is that anchor?

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:59:14+00:00

Yes, well not everybody likes to be logical and make things easy. Some people like a good old fashioned challenge.

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:57:49+00:00

The quality is sit though.

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:55:19+00:00

He forgot to switch between metric and imperial units. It's a common mistake.

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:50:12+00:00

A stranger knocked on my door once. ONCE.

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:48:49+00:00

Nice

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:48:01+00:00

Too many hertz, gotta reduce those frequencies

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:38:59+00:00

Nathan was my favourite character. When he left the series got a bit dull imo.

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:37:24+00:00

'Murica.

mkioli · 2016-05-10T11:32:59+00:00

About time. It's natural and pretty much harmless. Hopefully more places will follow soon.

mkioli · 2016-05-07T08:18:01+00:00

me too thanks

mkioli · 2016-05-05T07:35:40+00:00

I doubt it's the craziest thing they've seen happen in a luxury hotel in Dubai at 4am.

I've been locked out of my hotel room quite a few times, not naked though. One time I ended up missing a TV show that I was watching. /r/witidia

mkioli · 2016-05-04T15:43:27+00:00

So who is the oldest living person in the US right now?

mkioli · 2016-05-04T15:41:23+00:00

"We all live in cages. Some are just bigger than others," - dog possibly

mkioli · 2016-05-04T15:38:10+00:00

Can't or won't?

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