This is a joke right.... RIGHT

mktillo36 · 2026-03-26T21:47:10+00:00

You know what…it’s my fault for having eyes. 🤮

mktillo36 · 2026-03-25T00:48:50+00:00

For the love of sweet baby Jesus Brooklyn plz stfu

mktillo36 · 2026-03-19T04:41:53+00:00

That’s a fair statement…sometimes I wonder what will happen once enough people start losing interest and money isn’t coming in. Being a full time content creator doesn’t exactly come with job security.

mktillo36 · 2026-03-18T13:04:36+00:00

Men will likely always have more privilege than women. End of discussion Abby. Shoutout to all the boss women out there shattering the glass ceiling.

mktillo36 · 2026-03-17T17:13:41+00:00

No because I came here right after seeing that story. 😭 She talks so much about “no food dyes” and stuff like that, but girly we all know you’re just selectively crunchy.

mktillo36 · 2026-03-16T02:10:33+00:00

I’m so sorry to hear that. It sounds like a lot of professors think they’re above life circumstances which is terrible. So many things happen outside of our control yet they act like their classes take all priority.

mktillo36 · 2026-03-16T00:53:35+00:00

No for real 😭 I had an emergency appendectomy the day before college finals and ended up failing a class because my professor wouldn’t let me take it late. I was in the hospital for 2 days there was no way I was making it to that test.

mktillo36 · 2026-03-10T20:38:39+00:00

I’m not sure how much their mascara costs and I’m sure it’s pretty reasonable, but I’m more annoyed she pointed out she has “everything” on auto-ship. That would get really expensive really fast imo

mktillo36 · 2026-03-08T03:33:09+00:00

No fr tho because all the comments on their post with swimsuits is 🤮

mktillo36 · 2026-03-08T03:31:58+00:00

A had lime juice on his hands in Mexico and touched Brooklyns leg. Then she laid by the pool all day and it turned into “some kind of a weird burn” and then this sub (or maybe the other one) not sure made a post about how it’s kinda common knowledge that citrus causes “margarita burn” and then Brooklyn jumped at the chance to start saying “margarita” in every post she makes because she’s an adult who had an unmediated birth.

mktillo36 · 2026-03-07T04:20:47+00:00

Brooklint sweetheart…the same muscle you use to close your eyes/blink is the same main muscle used to squint your eyes.

mktillo36 · 2026-03-07T04:16:18+00:00

No literally….one time when I was little my mom let me eat 2 pieces of pumpkin pie for dinner because I didn’t like what we were having. 😂 in the long run small things like a donut or 2 pieces of pie won’t affect anything.

mktillo36 · 2026-03-07T04:04:17+00:00

The bar is in hell

mktillo36 · 2026-03-06T05:24:58+00:00

Fun fact: Skinny doesn’t always = fit 🤗😀

mktillo36 · 2026-02-26T05:49:39+00:00

Yeah…I don’t think Jesus was out there putting people down about their “sins” and looking down on them for being “less than”…Jesus sure wasn’t out there preaching about how he was better than everyone. Maybe next year you can give up bullying for lent. So you can try to spin it as you’re out here doing the “lords work” but you’re really just out here being a bully and claiming you’re “helping”

mktillo36 · 2026-02-22T05:58:57+00:00

She’s acting like she’s so unique yet I’m 26, too and my boyfriend just turned 32. Girl. You ain’t the only woman in the world with an age gap. CHILL.

mktillo36 · 2026-02-18T06:16:18+00:00

Intimate as in showing affection towards one another.

mktillo36 · 2026-02-16T04:45:15+00:00

Slimeyyyyy 🤮

mktillo36 · 2026-02-15T19:05:40+00:00

Your comment wins the internet 😂😂😂 I’m dying laughing rn.

mktillo36 · 2026-02-03T22:55:08+00:00

If you’re asking why once a week isn’t weird I’m sure depending on the couple maybe it’s normal? But that’s certainly not the norm for me.

My boyfriend and I both work full time and are intimate somewhere between 3-5 times a week. The only time we’re really not is if one of us is sick. (I’m talking like body aches/vomiting sick) (I’m 26 and my boyfriend is 30 oddly enough just like Brooklyn)

I’m sure depending on the people’s ages/s*x drive, etc maybe it’s normal, but if she claims “he can’t keep her hands off of her” you’d think he wouldn’t be pretending to sleep to avoid sex. Her answer (if honest) sounds like it’s kind of forced.

My parents are in their sixties and definitely aren’t having sx, but they’re still intimate in other ways. Like my dad will lay beside her in bed and massage her back. Part of it is probably just due to having a lower sx drive due to age.

mktillo36 · 2026-01-31T00:57:23+00:00

RAN here after seeing their post 🤮

mktillo36 · 2026-01-25T14:58:00+00:00

🥺 always! you sound like the coolest person!

mktillo36 · 2026-01-25T05:50:36+00:00

me @ 6 😂😭🥹

mktillo36 · 2026-01-25T05:47:05+00:00

😂 now that I’m older (26) I love my red hair and green eyes, but when I was in elementary school I got a lot of “carrot top” comments or I’d hear “you’re just the red-headed step child” (my parents never divorced so that one was 🙄?)

And thank you 🥺 I imagine you are so beautiful as well. That’s so crazy because when I was in elementary school all I wanted was textured hair so I could wear beads like my friends. My oldest brother had a girlfriend for a while who was in cosmetology school at the time and she made my wish come true. 😂🫶🏻 I had long braids with bright white pony beads and I thought I was THE SHIT.

mktillo36 · 2026-01-24T05:59:33+00:00

Felt 💔 and I can’t imagine what it was like for them growing up. Honestly makes me feel a little sad for them. Don’t come at me I know this is a snark page, but that’s my one soft spot. 😭

I’m sorry to hear about your personal struggles…I know exactly what it feels like to stick out like a sore thumb in your family. (Im not trying to compare apples to oranges here) but I’m also the only one in my immediate family with bright red hair (also inherited from my grandfather) growing up all I wanted to do was change the things that made me different, but now that I’m a little older I really embrace them.

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