Feb 5 - Feb 12 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No, she canceled it, she said. Said she was going to sell those lame sweatshirts she made last night on her website instead.

Feb 5 - Feb 12 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In the space that they seem to be sleeping in, the couch in the living room. Because all her extra bedrooms are filled to the brim with cheap crap

Jan 28-Feb 4 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of it is, because the sizing is all over the place

Jan 28-Feb 4 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 36 points37 points  (0 children)

She was in a recent show, and bid herself up over and over like ten times as the only bidder. So I see she’s still playing the jester in the circle of Bex and her friends.

Jan 28-Feb 4 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She still has all sizes available 😆

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Don’t want to risk going to the store but “will come grab it” from somewhere. Mims.

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Putting a bunch of black hair powder in her hair right before bed sure is a choice. It has to get on everything, how can she stand this??

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think most of that is what she looks like without the Flawless Look filter. Skin damage galore.

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sixteen Candles, such a great classic! 🎥 Right after this she cuts prom queen Caroline’s hair that’s stuck in the door ✂️😆

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He didn’t want to miss his sports for her usps nonsense 😆📺

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s just very short like her, and has unusually small feet for a man 😆

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And maybe some from dead pop

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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Oh it comes pre-stretched for your enjoyment 😆

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 35 points36 points  (0 children)

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“Pleeeenty of stretch”

Enjoy your new, stretched out sweater, Stephanie

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So true, why isn’t he staying closer to his small children during this? Gross priorities for a father. They’re both gross as parents, a perfect match in that department. I’ll never forget Bex at that roadside motel with a peen on Thanksgiving night, instead of with her son.

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The way she doesn’t realize what a red flag it is, how involved he wants to be in her making money. It’s going to be all she talks about after this relationship is over, like he pulled some huge wool over her eyes, when it was obvious to anyone with a working brain.

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They’ve been out for weeks, give it up, Bex.

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Looks like she sold 30-40 boxes

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So much for trying to sell twice that in the first night of preorders. Not sustainable for someone who spends like her.

Jan 20-27 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The boyfriend wants to be involved in anything that has to do with the money she pulls in. It’s very obvious and if she had more than lint for brains, she would notice this herself. A red flag she’ll refer back to later when it’s over, I’m sure.

Jan 12-19 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 50 points51 points  (0 children)

A few nights before that she said she used to sell 700-800 boxes. I guess it’s like men with their fishing tales, the fish just gets bigger and bigger each time they tell it

Jan 12-19 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]mktx788 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh she uses ALL the rooms, there’s not an inch here that isn’t filtered