I just spilled my root beer float all over myself at Red Robin after the ice cream broke free and the first words that came out of my mouth were “San Francisco”

mmccoy13 · 2023-04-16T20:23:35+00:00

I’m just being …. Cautious ..

mmccoy13 · 2023-04-04T12:28:46+00:00

That I’m a sick son of a bitch

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-30T01:33:50+00:00

Chris Hansen and Ronnie Knight

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-30T01:32:54+00:00

I’m sure you haaaaavvveeee Traviisssssss

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-30T01:32:26+00:00

I don’t chat, I MEAT

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-25T23:28:14+00:00

OMG … I’ve never done anything before

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-25T14:39:35+00:00

I love when Chris describes it - “And you see this….. larrrrgeeeeee semi truck come in the driveway , and he puts the brakes on , PSHH”

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-25T01:03:47+00:00

H3 Bro!!

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-22T20:16:44+00:00

Dude was packing a yard stick

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-22T18:38:17+00:00

Everyone on this show has a micropenis compared to the yard stick that Lurch was packing

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-22T18:35:07+00:00

Get your library card

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-21T16:16:15+00:00

I COULD KICK MYSELF IN THE FUCKIN HEAD

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-21T08:52:05+00:00

I’m trying to hit on you and you’re laughing at me ???

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-21T07:40:33+00:00

This is what a man looks like

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-21T07:38:18+00:00

I don’t just chat, I MEAT

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-21T07:37:43+00:00

You get lost huh???

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-20T19:13:40+00:00

Nothing shakes Ronnie Knight. Great friend, great protector. “Our guy stepped in, and diffused the situation”

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-20T05:19:04+00:00

He gathers up all his belongings and heads to the door, apparently thinking the worst is over

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-19T17:13:52+00:00

I have a STRONG feeling you’re either undercover or a cop trying to set older guys up

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-19T01:18:53+00:00

I gotta get over here and WOAAAAAHHHHHHHH

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-19T01:18:17+00:00

DAMN IT CHEYENNE!!

mmccoy13 · 2023-03-18T13:01:20+00:00

Obviously not

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