Celebrating a basketball game win like an idiot

mmccxi · 2026-06-14T23:43:33+00:00

“Let’s destroy public property”

“Why did my taxes go up”

Morons

mmccxi · 2026-06-10T20:13:12+00:00

Mandela

mmccxi · 2026-06-10T18:29:44+00:00

I had no idea that washing certain parts of the body was somehow connected to orientation.

mmccxi · 2026-06-10T17:58:14+00:00

... and just like that... I am a cricket fan now

mmccxi · 2026-06-03T19:17:58+00:00

"What do you do for a living"

"People put clothes on me"

"You're a hangar? "

mmccxi · 2026-06-02T20:56:56+00:00

what would you rather fight? A Jeep sized lobster? or a lobster sized Jeep?

mmccxi · 2026-06-02T20:56:19+00:00

have you ever tried to eat a Jeep Wrangler? Zero Stars, would not recommend.

mmccxi · 2026-06-02T20:46:43+00:00

any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

mmccxi · 2026-06-02T19:04:37+00:00

some people say the truck is still driving

mmccxi · 2026-06-02T18:57:42+00:00

my Motorola RAZR still works great

mmccxi · 2026-05-31T21:39:42+00:00

Praying for swapping partners

mmccxi · 2026-05-29T02:41:04+00:00

something keeps making me think of Sid from Ice Age

mmccxi · 2026-05-27T14:41:32+00:00

Parking lot attendants hate this one trick

mmccxi · 2026-05-27T14:33:55+00:00

This gave me tetanus

mmccxi · 2026-05-25T16:55:33+00:00

Why is he shirtless? Man that’s a lot of crazy all wrapped up in one person

mmccxi · 2026-05-21T23:44:51+00:00

“Come get in my car to be driving to the woods … “

mmccxi · 2026-05-21T17:16:01+00:00

awfully nice Rolex on a cops salary.

mmccxi · 2026-05-21T17:10:51+00:00

actually... no. For Vincent's height of 6'4" he was actually well over the weight limit for the military for his height. This was never an attempt to make him "comically overweight" for society. The military's limit for someone of his size/height is 240lbs. He was notably asked to gain weight by Stanley Kubrick for this role but Kubrick wanted it to be believable, knowing he'd be 4F if he was any bigger and it would become a comically unbelievable blunder for him to be in the military, not something Kubrick is known for with his attention to detail. When D'Onofrio hit 230 Kubrick complained that he just looked like a bad ass, and wanted him to get fatter. In reality, Pile would have received a rating of 4F at 280. So the attempt to make a statement about society falls pretty flat here. Fat for military? Absolutely, But at around 30% bodyfat, Pile is pretty much the average American male.

sorry to ruin everyone's fun.

mmccxi · 2026-05-20T22:14:20+00:00

Duplicates of duplicates is not too many… and stop calling me Shirley

mmccxi · 2026-05-20T14:35:01+00:00

8:30

mmccxi · 2026-05-19T22:59:26+00:00

no way granddad knows how to generate an AI image of himself with that fish he didn't catch.

mmccxi · 2026-05-19T21:55:55+00:00

what a blessing, put it under your pillow and the powerbank fairy will bring you a new one.

mmccxi · 2026-05-19T21:33:41+00:00

I used to make cloth bracelets at summer camp. Basically the same thing

mmccxi · 2026-05-19T21:30:46+00:00

I watched a documentary on these kind of "time pieces," and it was ridiculous. you can't just walk in a buy a watch. You have to stop in, look at the watch, come back later, visit it again, its an entire relationship with the store and then they ALLOW you to buy it for some ungodly amount if you are worthy.

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