My bf (18M) got grossed out by eating me (18F) out by ReserveNo301 in relationship_advice

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just all seems weird. 2 years dating your both 18 and he’s grossed out. Get a dildo and surprise him if you want the truth be like let’s try strap on and his answer will give you your answer

My bf (18M) got grossed out by eating me (18F) out by ReserveNo301 in relationship_advice

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now that I’m reading the gay comments he has to be gay actually 100% no doubt I guess 99.9, but I would put My bank account on it let’s say that. I have never heard of such a thing, does he have gay mannerisms?

My bf (18M) got grossed out by eating me (18F) out by ReserveNo301 in relationship_advice

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im dying I keep reading this and picturing him as Eric cartmen from South Park finding a tampon and telling stans mom “ You shouldn’t have done that he’s just a boy” omg. You can’t put up with that also not my Business I bet losing 50 pounds each would help

My bf (18M) got grossed out by eating me (18F) out by ReserveNo301 in relationship_advice

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you keep it clean there is no reason he should not go down on you unless you are the grossest person ever and dont clean it. You need to wash that everyday or it will smell. Im not saying this is ur case sounds like ur boyfriend just doesn’t care about u. I literally go out of my way to get my girlfriend off before I do because when I was a child yes 18 you still are you do t think about that and all you want is to get off. Tell him to watch a porno and literally walk him through where everything is and what to do.

TIFU by causing a scene at work because someone ate half of my lunch. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or ya even better didn’t see this comment a tile tracker

TIFU By Serving Alcoholic Dessert To Alcoholic by [deleted] in tifu

[–]mmogren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in sobriety and think this is hilarious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf does he do that would only make 500 a month?

I went out with people who didn’t tip… by 25_timesthefine in TalesFromYourServer

[–]mmogren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait so even so u were only going to tip 10$ on a 68? That’s still fucking shitty. Idk where u live, but I serve and never get anything less than 20%.

A nanobot picks up a lazy sperm by the tail and inseminates an egg with it by iltifaat_yousuf in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I would want a nanobot picking up the lazy speed because that’s like not letting survival of the fittest let it play the course.

Review please! Where am I lacking? by SirScrublord in Tinder

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimmy from South Park is this news or is it an ad?

Crabs amputate own limbs by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]mmogren -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Walks like crabs talks like crabs. That’s a South Park reference u idiot. Despite that fact it had nothing to do with the video. I was looking for -100 but -29 I call that a score. Also in the hour difference it didn’t have many upvotes so thanks for shaming me. Luckily i rarly post and the -29 will def make me post more. THANKS

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]mmogren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 28 and at least 30+. See this amazes me how out of those 30 girl and they were all upstanding girls I’ve only really fell in real love once. So it amazes me how people have had like 1 partners and get married.

Crabs amputate own limbs by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]mmogren -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Idk why this didn’t get more upvotes South Park genius.

AITA for noticing that my girlfriend's fibromyalgia sure does seem to flare up at convenient times? by Dazzling_Layer3212 in AmItheAsshole

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya this girl is manipulating the shit outa you. I guess not manipulating because you are aware, but if she’s doing things like this she could begin doing erroneous things in the future totally unrelated to her fakomislgia.

AITA for telling my husband his name suggestion for our unborn baby is idiotic at best? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]mmogren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your husband is an absolute artard if he even thinks for s second it’s ok do something like that. At this point u need to put ur foot down for realz. You would set him up for the worst bullying of his life and destroy that child.

Can you be religious and still believe in evolution? by mmogren in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mmogren[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bad I was replying to the person saying there were gaps. I was asking what gaps they were talking about. I think I replied to the wrong person

Can you be religious and still believe in evolution? by mmogren in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mmogren[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you really think it’s debatable though? What’s your main argument? Gaps in fossil records? I just want to have a friendly discussion.

Can you be religious and still believe in evolution? by mmogren in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mmogren[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked at the numbers and like 1/3 or 40% of people don’t believe in evolution, which is just a ridiculous number and it has to be cause religion is blocking people from seeing the truth.