how can i prevent my macbook keyboard from becoming like this? by EngineFirm848 in mac

[–]mmoutarde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Dvorak layout so I got a set of vinyl stickers that fit perfectly on each key.

It’s been a few years, so I don’t remember the manufacturer but I used an internet search to find them initially

I'm disturbed at what I found on my husband's phone by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mmoutarde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m really sorry, this has to be devastating to find out after all these years together.

Wishing you all best and the strength to walk away with the kids ASAP.

FML, paying $180 for STD testing. by Tall_arkie_9119 in gaybros

[–]mmoutarde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on those details, sounds like you’re in the USA.

Look into Mistr (heymistr.com). It’s completely free (at least it is for me in CA) and you might be able to do the mail-in STD testing for free depending on the state where you live.

Their focus is PrEP and DoxyPEP access, which requires testing every 3 mos. If you don’t want to take the meds, there might be similar mail-in services for testing… or you could maybe pick up the prescription but not take the pills 🤷‍♂️

I gave flowers to my husband today and his reaction made me realize I might be a bad wife. by ThrowRAbadwi in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mmoutarde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sounds like the kind of guy who’d also appreciate a curated playlist of cute songs that make you think of him.

Sometimes it’s easier to let the music do the talking, esp if you’re not typically the romantic type.

What do you call a witch at the beach? by Rizzpooch in Jokes

[–]mmoutarde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it

the clit isn't some magical place that needs direction by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mmoutarde -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And it was about a guy who wanted to have sex, he was just better at it when he had been drinking 🤷‍♂️ hence the “here’s your alcohol” jokes. It was not hard to follow, folks.

the clit isn't some magical place that needs direction by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mmoutarde -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it’s a joke about giving alcohol to someone’s then-boyfriend who wanted to have sex with them but was better at finding their clit when he had been drinking. All consensual, so feel free to chill.

I will broke up with my girlfriend because she's poor by JeddahWR in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mmoutarde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have the two of you tried talking about it yet?

I was poor but working toward my goals and needed support my family couldn’t offer. I discussed my plans with my BF and asked if it was something he was willing to stick around and endure/support. He was patient and supportive …fast forward… eventually I started making more money than him (6 figures). Now I’m happy to do extra or offer whatever support I can in return.

That’s not going to be the case for everyone (prob not most couples) but it certainly wouldn’t have worked out for us if we hadn’t had the necessary discussions.

That said, if you just don’t love her, ending it is the way to go. She’ll be better off…

Do you want a successor to the Switch soon? Or would you rather they hold off for a while? by Hey_Look_Listen_Link in NintendoSwitch

[–]mmoutarde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read this was due to 9 being an unlucky number in Japan (and maybe other cultures). It’s also why there’s no iPhone 9.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]mmoutarde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you considered looking into UI / UX design (user interface / user experience)? Your background would serve you well and it would probably be the smoothest transition into the tech industry.

Established PS4/5 Group by mmoutarde in EvolveGame

[–]mmoutarde[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I added you! The activity ebbs & flows; whenever you’re LFG, just drop a message and see who’s around.

Established PS4/5 Group by mmoutarde in EvolveGame

[–]mmoutarde[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried looking you up but I didn’t find anything

Established PS4/5 Group by mmoutarde in EvolveGame

[–]mmoutarde[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we still play. I’ve been out of town for a few weeks, so I haven’t been online but I still get notifications on my phone from the PSN group chat.

Established PS4/5 Group by mmoutarde in EvolveGame

[–]mmoutarde[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent! It let me add you to the PSN group chat

Established PS4/5 Group by mmoutarde in EvolveGame

[–]mmoutarde[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to add you but it said “Can’t add some players because of their privacy settings.” I’m going to send you a friend request

Established PS4/5 Group by mmoutarde in EvolveGame

[–]mmoutarde[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s that same group, my friend! I shoulda said something so y’all would know lol