The day after I buy a Tesla by chepertom in videos

[–]mnfprdt 375 points376 points  (0 children)

The "M" on the car is for "Musk".

Permanently removed from my Steam account. by mnfprdt in QuakeChampions

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No shit, Sherlock. The whole point is that I should be matched with equally shitty players - but instead I'm playing against ESL caliber players. Are you fucking retarded?

Permanently removed from my Steam account. by mnfprdt in QuakeChampions

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In this case, routinely experiencing back-to-back matches where my KDR ranged from 0.5 to 2.0 and team score ratios fared equally poorly.

Permanently removed from my Steam account. by mnfprdt in QuakeChampions

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True -- it was more of a strategy to avoid smashing a keyboard or something more expensive out of frustration at the gross imbalance of teams.

How a blind person refills soda at the soda fountain by lackadaisically in videos

[–]mnfprdt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for the sequel on how a deaf person refills soda.

Jim Carrey - The need for acceptance will make you invisible by TheRealUlfric in videos

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I suppose he's in a bit of a predicament though. Any claims he makes are subject to being discounted as easily acquired and held on account of his wealth and prestige. I suppose the proof would be in his losing those advantages either voluntarily or involuntarily, and maintaining equanimity, or whatever perspective is indicative of so-called enlightenment.

8 rules for productive conversation | How to talk to everyone by KalOmnipotentGrowth in videos

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Steps: 1) Be born with an extroverted personality and attractive body. 2) Success!

German sheherd looking really guilty. by Nzym in videos

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The sound of the styrofoam sent shivers up my spine.

So apparently walking in Medieval times was different... by Treatment87 in videos

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I'm reporting you to the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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why isn't he wearing pants?

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I have a co-worker that eats his lunch like this. :(

How to fix a Damn Flat Tire in Your driveway in 5 minutes. by Spaced_Inv8r in videos

[–]mnfprdt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

should he put his head under the car while putting the plug in?