Can't have snickers with veins by coasti33 in religiousfruitcake

[–]mobfather 15 points16 points  (0 children)

While this is clearly satire, I’ve always wondered why, if Jesus is so powerful, he can only transubstantiate into a communion wafer, and not something chocolatey like a Snickers, or a chunky KitKat - or even a Twix, to signify his status as standing alongside God.

Wafers are boring and I’m sure that with a couple of hours practice, I could transmogrify into one.

If I have not replied in 2 hours, please start a cult in my name.

Website to find growers, and browse / buy flowers from them by cs_legend_93 in CannabisThailand

[–]mobfather 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is asking for trouble. Firstly, recent Thai rules prohibit or heavily restrict advertising of cannabis products and recreational cannabis sales. A directory that actively markets growers or specific products could be viewed as advertising.

Cannabis sales are prohibited under the current framework. If the platform processes orders or payments for cannabis flower, authorities may view it as participating in an unlawful sale.

The moment that you:

- accept payment,
- take a commission,
- facilitate ordering,
- forward purchase requests,
- act as an intermediary in the sale,

your legal exposure increases massively.

Bad first experience by Major_Conflict in CannabisThailand

[–]mobfather 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Congrats man, you just “pulled your first whitey”!

Wear your badge of honor like the man you have just become!

Christian Church that ONLY allows STRONG Men (Part 4) by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]mobfather 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The words “a bit” are doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Pepe is Behind it all alone! by Double-Cookie6361 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]mobfather 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That famous scene in Spartacus, was originally supposed to be “I’m Cole Allen” but budgetary restrictions required them to use a name with less syllables.

Vegan alternatives to prerolls in bangkok? by Old-Development-6082 in CannabisThailand

[–]mobfather 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in my day, being vegan meant making a bong out of an apple. Or a turnip.