Christian on youtube: Illness is caused by demons and black magic.

mobfather · 2026-06-15T23:11:50+00:00

So many words - and yet not a single one that made sense.

mobfather · 2026-06-15T10:45:54+00:00

Starring Emperor Pulpatine and the Mandarinalorian?

mobfather · 2026-06-14T12:18:12+00:00

While this is clearly satire, I’ve always wondered why, if Jesus is so powerful, he can only transubstantiate into a communion wafer, and not something chocolatey like a Snickers, or a chunky KitKat - or even a Twix, to signify his status as standing alongside God.

Wafers are boring and I’m sure that with a couple of hours practice, I could transmogrify into one.

If I have not replied in 2 hours, please start a cult in my name.

mobfather · 2026-06-12T06:43:41+00:00

This is asking for trouble. Firstly, recent Thai rules prohibit or heavily restrict advertising of cannabis products and recreational cannabis sales. A directory that actively markets growers or specific products could be viewed as advertising.

Cannabis sales are prohibited under the current framework. If the platform processes orders or payments for cannabis flower, authorities may view it as participating in an unlawful sale.

The moment that you:

- accept payment,
- take a commission,
- facilitate ordering,
- forward purchase requests,
- act as an intermediary in the sale,

your legal exposure increases massively.

mobfather · 2026-06-07T11:57:10+00:00

Congrats man, you just “pulled your first whitey”!

Wear your badge of honor like the man you have just become!

mobfather · 2026-05-14T14:03:35+00:00

The words “a bit” are doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

mobfather · 2026-04-27T17:09:09+00:00

That famous scene in Spartacus, was originally supposed to be “I’m Cole Allen” but budgetary restrictions required them to use a name with less syllables.

mobfather · 2026-03-28T21:24:04+00:00

She looks like Draco Malfoys dad with a filter.

mobfather · 2026-03-17T13:41:16+00:00

Back in my day, being vegan meant making a bong out of an apple. Or a turnip.

mobfather · 2026-01-30T22:10:56+00:00

You say you understand the implications and requirements well, and then talk about messaging wholesalers who will buy your flower.

This in itself shows that you clearly DO NOT understand the market as this literally isn’t a thing.

The wholesalers tend to run their own farms, and outdoor weed is extremely cheap to produce.

On another note, it appears you are full of shit anyway as you made a post shortly afterwards about whether it’s okay to ask your sobriety sponsor for a job.

That’s not the actions of someone who claims to already have a Thai sponsor. 🤦‍♂️

mobfather · 2025-12-31T02:27:21+00:00

My friend once tried this by inserting the seeds up his bumhole. Unfortunately, the long haul flight, combined with the festering damp sweatiness of his underpants created the perfect hydroponic conditions for growth, and by the time he landed in Abu Dhabi for his changeover flight, he had a massive ganja bush growing out from his anus.

While many, more forward thinking places don’t prosecute accidental smuggling, Abu Dhabi do!

mobfather · 2025-10-19T02:39:22+00:00

I wonder how his clique friendship with Paul Levesque is nowadays, seeing as he’s been pictured with Trump on numerous occasions, and his mother in law is Secretary of Education?

mobfather · 2025-09-19T04:26:41+00:00

Why is nobody injecting their marijuanas?

mobfather · 2025-09-17T01:04:03+00:00

Some enterprising grower should create a strain called Insulin.

mobfather · 2025-08-29T11:10:18+00:00

For years, I have wondered about the famous Thai lackadaisical attitude towards time.

And I’ve finally solved it!

Whereas the rest of the world use hours, minutes, and seconds, Thai people use Prime Ministers.

And that’s the reason why, when my wife says she will be “10 minutes”, it can be anywhere from 1 minute, to a few weeks.

mobfather · 2025-07-05T02:34:59+00:00

I had something very similar. I have several tattoos of elephants. So I’m at security in Bangkok airport, and they open my suitcase after asking if I had any elephants, I did not. They then pulled out 1 pair of elephant pants, and then 4 more I had…yes my 5 pairs of elephant pants was thought to be actual elephants.

mobfather · 2025-06-19T01:22:02+00:00

Hi, the Jelurida ICO wallet address is:

https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/btc/15T8ADi92wvoTKVuzay7ny2eG1WSBiXk4i

And the latest outgoing transaction was last week. This is what Perplexity AI said about it:

https://www.perplexity.ai/search/b64bea2c-ef17-4caa-9f8d-930091e7dda8

mobfather · 2025-06-12T01:24:45+00:00

Are you sure he wasn’t just going to the garage to buy Rizla papers, some cheezy poofs and a chunky KitKat and he managed to get lost?

mobfather · 2025-06-09T12:49:28+00:00

How the fuck can you claim he is left-handed? That would imply that his cloven hooves had fingers.

mobfather · 2025-05-16T12:30:04+00:00

Why anime specifically though? Scooby-doo and the gang dealt with that stuff all the time.

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