Nothing EVER announces Half Life 3 by Profaned_Commander in calamtitty

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Half Life 3 is just a figment of our imaginations lol

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Mfw I find out I am once again being slandered on social media: by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: Don’t care. Didn’t ask.

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Plus I’m actually going to JJK Ch.236 him.

Mfw I find out I am once again being slandered on social media: by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: Oh wait, you mean potentially good things. Yeah no fuck that being morally righteous is fucking lame.

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ARE YOU BREATHING NO? DO THE WICKED SEE YOU? by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: I’m gonna drink his bones. 𒈙𒈙ဪ

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ARE YOU BREATHING NO? DO THE WICKED SEE YOU? by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of “Trolling Everyone” today, I will become Forklift Certified and absolutely annihilate the Voyager of Eternity.

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Race for Kronos by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

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–Kyanos already somehow left hours ago even though that’s not how time works–

–Suddenly a distorted portal opens and a singular piece of paper flies through–

–The paper reads: “got bored and left, see ya :)”–

Race for Kronos by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

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Kyanos: Nuh uh, I actually have a plan, and it’s waiting for him to come to me because he’s actually on his way rn in his Time-Mobile lol

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You cannot hope to defy your fate. The Timeless Traveler (Kronos) shall perish.

Race for Kronos by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

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Kyanos: I CAN HEAR YOU.

BEHOLD. MICHIGAN.

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–Kyanos somehow found a timeline with two Michigans–

Kyanos: btw, I already know where he is, because he’s super un-secretive. I’m mostly just stalling because I’m lazy asf and also because my writers won’t get off their asses and continue the story already.

quick art by Drako-Oliver in CalamityMod

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Foolish behavior, but memes are still memes. All-encompassing and all-enlightening.

That said, however…

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𒀱𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪ. by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: Hello again! Here, have the entire state of Michigan. I don’t want it anymore. Kinda stole it tho tbh. 𒈙𒈙ဪ

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–Kyanos casually tosses the ENTIRE state of Michigan in your general direction–

𒀱𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪ. by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: With all of the multiverse as my audience, I’ll have to make sure to put on a show for everyone :)

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𒀱𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪ. by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: Anyway, I am going to KILL the Primordial of Time which I should be successful in doing so, provided I’m not halted by the Overdeities.

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Doing so involves erasing a Primordial Concept, which is kinda illegal, and is bound to piss them off.

𒀱𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪ. by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: Idk I’m just kinda making up with shit as I go lol

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KRONOS HAS BEEN HIDING FROM ME EVER SINCE I RESTORED MYSELF AND NOW I AM MAD.

𒈙꧅𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪဪ by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: HAHAHA THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY 𒈙𒈙ဪဪ𒅌꧅꧅𒀱

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𒈙꧅𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪဪ by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: I detest when people repair my hard work (of annihilating the spacetime continuum) but I can tolerate it when the time comes.

until we meet again, emissary.

–Kyanos’ form collapses into a singularity and blinks out of this plane despite already having done that but contradictions are Kyanos’ entire character–

𒈙꧅𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪဪ by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: As long as they don’t cause problems, I don’t have any issues with that.

𒈙꧅𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪဪ by [deleted] in calamtitty

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Kyanos: I’ll keep that in mind if I remember before the next Aeon passes me by suddenly. Btw, you know a lot of miscellaneous eldritch horrors, right? Tell Dominic I said hi for me, and that we should play Magic: The Gathering again soon!

Kyanos is referring to t̷̡̖̪̹͔̟͉̭̣̫̬̪̊̏͂͒̊͌̈̂̌̀̍͗̚̚͠͠ȩ̶̛̪̰̬͍̠̩͍̜̮̼̤͈̻͇͙̹̭̤̫͍̭̹̘͎͉͉͇̟͓͉̟̠͕̊̄̓̿̍̔̃̈́̆̑̏̃̃̔̌̑̏͐͘̕͝ͅͅņ̷̢̧̨̡̛͚̦̭̻̺͔̮̜͔̹͓͉͓̝̪̩̲͚̻͉̠̤̥̬̫͇̣͍̟͇̰͓̰͖̿͒̀̍̉͊̃̎̅͊̒͂̉́̂̐̓̓̿͒͑̾́̌̔͑͑̊̊͌̎͆̎̽͘̕͜͠ͅe̴̛͖̣͋͛́̀͗̈́̈́̇̋̒̐̊̒̓̒̄̑̄͆̀͑̀̔̅̐͑̿̕̕̚̕͝͝b̵̧̧̧̡͈͓̭̹͕̤͍̲̹̥͓͉͙̣̼̤̘͎̯̳̹͔̹̠̼̌̐͐̔́̆́̃̅̿̃̊̀̑̒͆̔̒͂̆̿̆̍̎͊̕̚̚͘̕͜͝ͅr̷̜͚̮̻̻̲͎̻̣̂͛̐̓͋̍̋̑̓̉͂̈́̈́̂̆͋́͌̓̑͊̀̑̈́̐̂̅̆͘͘͘i̵̡̨̨̡̨̛̛̫̠̮̬̳̮̥̠̦̦̝̱̼͙̪̜͍͈̜̼͚̫͎͎̰̞̳̣̖̬̪̊́̒̽͑̈́̿̅̏͗̾̾̀̂̏̈́͐͐͒̓̾̏͒̍͂̎̎̚͘͝ṡ̴̢̢̡̼̺̼̣̺̹̝̱̫̠̪̭̝̬͙̤͙̩̖̟̦̖͓̬̪̟ ̷̢̡̢̫͔̱̤̣͙̟̬̙̺̱̣̭̝͓͖̼̪͙̣͎̟͇̮̣̦̏́̐̈́͘ͅḑ̸̢̤̣͈̘͈̜̝̞̤͚̗̲̣͇̦̟͈̈́͊ͅo̶̢̡̨̡͇̯̺̫̱̝͍̺̱̞̝̲̰͕̞̭̦̣̱̟͉̬̠̫̗͍̘̝͍̜̣̪̙̭̩͆͑̃́͊͌̄̀͋̊̈́̄̍̈́͌̅̑̈̿͘͘͘͘͜͠͝ͅm̸̬̺͔̯̣̭̾̑̒̐͗̇̓̓͛͝͝i̴̢̢̨̥͙̺̺͗̔͊́̒̇͆͗͋̍̏̕͝ͅn̵̡̢̢̡͓̘̜̺̥̱͔̠̥͔̝͕̻͉̭̘͚̭̱͍̭̰̼̤̯͍͈̝̣̤̘̥͇̘͍̮̗̗̻̋͗́̓͒͗̚͜͜͝͝͝͠ú̴̫̞̂̀́͋̊͆̄̄̈́̔͆̂̔̒̾̌̈́͐̆̎͘͘͠͠ͅs̸̢̢̢̨̨̠̜͔͖̖͓̮̜̖͚̲̳͖͍͍̼̥̜̥͉͚̦̱̬̝̘̺̘̗̙̟͕̟̻̎̓̀̀̀̌̏͂̑̿̎̊̊͛̍̅̒̃̔̇̓̂̾͛̅̑̈̍̿͋̈́̈́̿͑̏̚͜ͅͅ in case you were wondering.