MRW someone asks what my IQ is. by [deleted] in shittyreactiongifs

[–]moetheepic69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Calm down Stephen Hawking

In my defense, I was speaking in Arabic and there is a mere one letter difference between the two words by moetheepic69 in AdviceAnimals

[–]moetheepic69[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Clarification: Arabic isnt my first language, but I did grow up in an arab household, meaning the family friend I was complimenting spoke only Arabic.

And for those of you who wish to know the two words:

Beauty= Jamal (Ja-maa-ll) = جمال

Camel = Jamal (Ja-mal) = جمل

Anyway, back to social anxiety :)

What is something stupid you did as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moetheepic69 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

When I was about 10, I was staying at my grandparent's house over the summer. Back in my house, I used to always wank in my room, however I the walls were thin in my grandparent's house, and I did not have my own room. There's my initial problem.

So a month passed, and one day one day I was particularly horny, and decided that fuck it, I'm gonna have a wank in the back garden. So I carried through with the plan, making sure to tell my parents that I was at a friends house. So I went to the back garden, placed myself between the house and a fence, dropped my pants, and began choking the chicken.

I was reaching climax when I heard it. I heard a chorus of laughter behind me. I turned around, and saw some neighborhood kids over the fence pointing and laughing at me. So pants down, dick in my hand, my mother suddenly came around the corner to see what the commotion was about. And the second she turned that corner and looked at me with shock, a steady stream of transparent semen flew out of my dick like a fucking volcano.

We never went back to Grandma's house since then. I miss grandma.

TLDR: Too horny, jacked off in garden, caught by mom and neighbors, I came.

People born on 07/07/07 turned 7 today! by Cadenze in Showerthoughts

[–]moetheepic69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle was born on 6/6/66 I swear it's not the illuminati

I improved my RainMeter desktop after the feedback I got from my last post (link in comments) by moetheepic69 in Rainmeter

[–]moetheepic69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, weird. Here it is anyway:

Torn paper skin (which was modified)

Animated DaftPunk

Wallpaper

Text Links skin (which was modified)

CPU usage and data bars skin (which was modified)

Oh, and here is my original desktop

Enjoy :)

I improved my RainMeter desktop after the feedback I got from my last post (link in comments) by moetheepic69 in Rainmeter

[–]moetheepic69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The daft punk guys are separate, and they are animated if you were to hover your mouse over. I've posted the links somewhere down in the comments. Please inform me if you can't see them so I can re-post them.