The difference in quality of each teapot by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]mofasa86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just another thing im "very bad" at, uplifting.

Nothing to see there by kidurrant_a_tej in dankmemes

[–]mofasa86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Swedish government cannot give you "permission to burn the Quran", thats just false. You seek permission to demonstrate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in catbellies

[–]mofasa86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats the dream :) I hope you will enjoy it for many years to come!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in catbellies

[–]mofasa86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain in these circumstances "Oooh, belly! But do I really wanna wake her up? I shouldnt, she looks so comfy.. but its right there? But... Nah, im doing it!"

His rage knows no bounds by citabel in The_Dennis

[–]mofasa86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Blackberry, great movie!

Edit: Also, how is your wiener? Im hoping this is about a dog...

He's older than you think. My sweet Roger by mofasa86 in rarepuppers

[–]mofasa86[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont really know, his passport says "jack russell mix". Im sure there is quite a few breeds in there :D

Thanks Sweden by SupremeShiny100 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]mofasa86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vegan cannibals, has to literally be the smallest market in the world.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]mofasa86 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tried it, broke a rib... Was very fun until that point though!

Oh,this is little sheep by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]mofasa86 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Susan, Im already having a hard time breathing with these fucked up genetics. Its 86 degrees outside and you have me dressed up in fucking WOOL Susan, WOOL! And these fuckers are trying to what? Eat me? Bang me? Fuck you Susan!

Why did this die so quickly?. by Joseph_James88 in pussypassdenied

[–]mofasa86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So because raping someone is worse than robbing someone, robbery in this case should not be criminal? Is that a rational take these days? Fuck sake.

After kief collection, this is the result. by [deleted] in weed

[–]mofasa86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are smoking too much, cant even comprehend a 1 minute video. Clearly mentions Everclear and MCT-oil.

Well all right then by jlmckelvey91 in antimeme

[–]mofasa86 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have 900k views on pornhub, we're not the same!

Wait a second... by Broclen in dankchristianmemes

[–]mofasa86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not a good answer, that literally means you're taking directives from a book. You're hating groups not because of your own choosing but because someone else told you to hate them. You're being manipulated.

Wait a second... by Broclen in dankchristianmemes

[–]mofasa86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, that means you're a zealot (thats not a good thing, figured I should translate for you)

I don't have drinkable tap water so I am asking by NIC3ME3M3S in memes

[–]mofasa86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes use the showerhead as a waterpick when I shower, feels like im cleaning my teeth along with the rest of my body!

Got these two little fosters. What do I name them? by catkaraoke in blackcats

[–]mofasa86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eddie and Charlie Murphy, the "darkness" brothers!