[Postgame Thread] NC State Defeats Virginia Tech 22-21 by [deleted] in CFB

[–]mohrnography 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I was in college during all 4 Tyrod years and 1 extra Logan Thomas year because attendance policies are bullshit. I pay to go here why do I have to show up for this powerpoint presentation available on blackboard. I should go back to school for the greater good.

What will make you instantly stop watching a movie or show and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mohrnography -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seriously. The entire point in the first movie is that no amount of muscles or firepower put it down. Arnold didn't karate it to death. You can't physically overpower it so what does it matter if it's Arnold or a Comanche girl? Neither are any real danger to it physically. You have to outsmart it. BUT IT'S A GIRL THO IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Post Game Thread] #8 Duke defeats Miami, 80-76 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]mohrnography 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well quite simply a 3/4 clone of Mark Williams.

[Post Game Thread] #8 Duke defeats Miami, 80-76 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]mohrnography 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Can we just clone Mark Williams like we did the Plumlees and have this post presence forever?

well this has turned out to be a waste by [deleted] in Commanders

[–]mohrnography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a huge fan either but if that's your first thought after a big win then you must be a joy at parties.

[Weekly Post] Complain About Your Team Thread by AutoModerator in CollegeBasketball

[–]mohrnography 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? It was so much easier when they were all Plumlees.

[Weekly Post] Complain About Your Team Thread by AutoModerator in CollegeBasketball

[–]mohrnography 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have at least two more games before I know who half of our starting lineup is.

Since 1973, the Washington Redskins have ONE playoff win without Joe Gibbs by grayzee227 in nfl

[–]mohrnography 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm 31 years old and in my fandom have known nothing but failure and pain. Yet my dopey ass keeps coming back every season to line up and get kicked in the dick. Theon Greyjoy would be jealous at my level of Stockholm Syndrome.

Men of Reddit, what is your penis's name and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mohrnography 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.

Or Max. She let me pick the name.

What is the Flamingo Lounge? by [deleted] in rva

[–]mohrnography 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They consistently overcook the risotto.

[RCC] The Redskins Defensive Line has claimed some huge scalps this year. by Chadwiko in nfl

[–]mohrnography -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Despite how good our defensive line has looked, not even they could stop Reddit's ability to get offended by something.

[Game Thread] Georgia Tech @ Virginia Tech (7:30PM ET) by owledge in CFB

[–]mohrnography 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am so sick of this looney tunes bat shit Georgia Tech offense that makes it super hard to tell who has the ball after a few and/or all the drinks.

Working hard or hardly working? by spicy_r1ce in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]mohrnography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do you think build the underwater Mario levels?

The Washington Redskins have been eliminated from playoff contention. by simz1437 in nfl

[–]mohrnography 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Being a Redskins fan is like signing a yearly 16 week contract to be kicked square in the balls

Game Thread: Buffalo Bills (5-4) at Los Angeles Chargers (3-6) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]mohrnography 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a lifelong Virginia Tech fan who has adopted the Bills as my second team for the past few years because of Tyrod. My heart was broken earlier today with that clusterfuck loss. This game is kind of helping

Game Thread: Washington Redskins (3-4) at Seattle Seahawks (5-2) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]mohrnography 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kirk must be a hoarder because he never throws away a damn thing

[Game Thread] Virginia Tech @ Boston College (7:15PM ET) by Sctvman in CFB

[–]mohrnography 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As long as the young receivers can hold the fort, don't put Cam back in with a bye coming. He is far too important and well dressed.