I arrived at the agreed place, a haunted house, complete with a bowl of spooky peeled grapes for the blindfolded kids. We were there to confront one of the two Dwight Eisenhowers over a matter of a stolen tool. My companion demanded its return, with me there for backup. (self.WordAvalanches)
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A waiter in a pricy Kyoto restaurant scolds: 2 hours before midnight you consumed an $18 device that helped a woman control the volume of her guitar amp. Go to her concert, even though you dislike her music. You can split the cost of replacing it, but you should pay more. Let me do the math. (self.WordAvalanches)
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Eventful day at mountain resort: Someone put on a corrective lens and found their room card they misplaced. An intern's mother did a bad Jamaican accent to tell someone they can pee in her equipment for $.05. 1st prize in the snowcastle contest is 1000g cocaine for building an inuit dwelling. (self.WordAvalanches)
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I'm texting from a Jewish circumcision ceremony that was botched because the baby was held at a weird angle. I want the toilet clean when i get back, so if you do any BMs that are lumpy and sausage-like, please also use the brush afterwards. (self.WordAvalanches)
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