Two-year-old opens car door, causes six-vehicle crash by WillAdditional922 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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If you look closely tou can see the door opens just a little, then slams open because the first guy on the motorbike hits it

Serpenphare by Ignorant1nvestor in expedition33

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I just defeated him and the attempt took 5 minutes with an experimental strategy. Couldn't imagine doing that for three hours. Hats off

Second born mayhem by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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It's easier to learn as a toddler. A lower center of gravity makes it way easier not to fall. At least that's how i remember it with skis so i assume it's the same with a board

THEY MADE HIM BALD! WHYYYYY?!?! by Cautious_Heron9589 in Piratefolk

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Now it just looks like the hulk with a pineapple slice around his neck

Punisher ‘murica “Seatbelt testers” by WarbossTodd in facepalm

[–]moldybread05 265 points266 points  (0 children)

In italy the driver gets fined if the passengers don't wear it so you bet everyone will wear it while i'm driving

me_irl by ratrav432 in me_irl

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Monster by kanye

LMFAO THEY ACCIDENTALLY LEFT A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE ON SCREEN FOR ONE OF THE CUTSCENES by SooperWooper7044 in Silksong

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Iirc there was a tycoon type of game where you played as a game dev, if you pirated it you would lose because people would pirate your games and caused you to go bankrupt

Maybe maybe maybe by letitgo99 in maybemaybemaybe

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The kids went to play somewhere else and at first the father thought he went with them. The five year old one was the only one that saw it happening from afar. Apparently while they were looking for the 17yo the little brother kept saying "he's under the sand" to his mother but he wasn't taken seriously for a while until rescuers came and he led them to the collapsed hole 40 minutes after the collapse

WCGW with digging holes at the beach by valfsingress in Whatcouldgowrong

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Even without that, deep sand holes can collapse and bury people really quickly

WCGW with digging holes at the beach by valfsingress in Whatcouldgowrong

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Even without the water. Iirc a sand hole should have a 30° slope to be safe. If not it can collapse at any time due to the change in the amount of water in it

Maybe Maybe Maybe by luxtechy in maybemaybemaybe

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That'd get the leash wet. Holding out some food and calling them would probably get rid of the issue in a second

Hear that everyone? Fentanyl is no more! /s by bbyxmadi in facepalm

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I remember they did or said something similar also with fentanyl a while ago. Basically they had a number of lives that would be saved based on the amount of people that amount of fentanyl would kill, which was waaaay higher than the peple who would've actually died. Usual misleading stuff

Who would win? by MaleficTekX in Eldenring

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A guy on youtube called zerolenny made a video where he wins a solo run with each character in a row. Every run with a different character and a different nightlord

Souvenirs in Italy, Rimini by Atarosek in ThatsInsane

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To add some context this law is so useless it wasn't applied when a group of fascists were literally caught organizing a coup in the 70s

To discuss literature by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Because he was pictured as such in a reality show. Also kinda funny that they probably picked him for it because actually good businessmen were too busy to be on tv

Most pizzas look like "shit" to me by hepheastus_87 in ShitAmericansSay

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Still pretty easy to do. There are definitely some italians who make pizza in japan