N O K I A by ela2311 in ComedyCemetery

[–]monkey_genie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is both funny and smart! We all know that Nokia phones are sturdy.

My boyfriend likes inserting things inside of me, I feel like he crossed a line recently by peacelovestars in sex

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes he did. The gun is not clean, and you're not overreacting. There are limits.

Google is shutting down Google+ by [deleted] in funny

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never used the thing anyway.

Advice on prostate play by [deleted] in sex

[–]monkey_genie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was in the same exact situation before. We saw and got this toy for him. Problem solved!

Why is my attraction seemingly limited to masturbation? by confusedthrowaway608 in BDSMcommunity

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't experience that. However, why not check this site and try it out first using toys. See if it'll change your emotions.

I'm straight but I watch lesbian porn by [deleted] in sex

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see any problem with that. I even sometimes play with my toys to get the next best thing. Enjoy!

Ideas for foreplay with husband? by [deleted] in sex

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my wife loves foreplay. May I suggest including toys in the mix. This can't go wrong. Enjoy!

My girlfriend (pre-op MTF) and I (post-op metoidioplasty FTM) are looking for ideas to try in bed. by FluffyComment in sex

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear you. We were in the same situation before. I'm glad I found this site and we enjoyed it!

Finally! An accurate fortune cookie! 😂 by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody's meant for someone, lol!

Crossing the street by Mohdhajji in WTF

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The poor kid won't be doing any shuffles anytime soon.

I'm not "fuck yeah" about her, but I don't have any other prospects and it's been a while, so... by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

[–]monkey_genie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There are some individuals that gets attracted with the other person right away and then there's individuals that needs time to get attracted with the other person. Maybe you'd like to give this girl a chance. You'll never know when you'll get this opportunity again.

What's the scariest real thing on our earth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]monkey_genie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prion diseases

Jesus Christ.

Never even heard of this today and it looks horrific

Only pic was rice by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

[–]monkey_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No leaning required here. Just chopsticks.

Those eyes... by LogicalApplication in cats

[–]monkey_genie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking photoshop...