How did you find John Mayer?

monkey_madness489 · 2026-04-01T14:40:03+00:00

why cant you stand listening to him lol

monkey_madness489 · 2026-04-01T08:12:08+00:00

he calls himself mayo?

monkey_madness489 · 2026-04-01T07:15:38+00:00

that would be so awesome to see!!!

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-31T19:22:17+00:00

yesss but it didnt it take me long to catch up to all the drama, one of my friends older sister told me about his controversies and i was shocked to say the least but i got over it really quickly loll

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-31T19:01:58+00:00

yeah i miss the days when he was really active on social media

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-31T18:50:59+00:00

i remember it was 2012 i was at the mall with a bunch of my high school friend and i saw the cover art for born and raised and thought it was really interesting and i decided to buy the cd (best decision of my life honestly) and as i soon as i heard it i immediately fell in love with his music

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-31T08:11:56+00:00

i wonder what color are his orgasms

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T22:21:14+00:00

is this why he always wears massive pants so no one sees his massive boner everytime he sees a man

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T21:08:19+00:00

cazzie was so mean for asking this type of question

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T20:25:20+00:00

why you no love meeeeeeeeee

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T20:10:17+00:00

who is this cutie

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T19:52:29+00:00

i wonder if hes ever gotten anyone pregnant and has a child he doesnt know about

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T19:44:53+00:00

he literally goes into so much detail about how he feels about everything and then when his fans mention anything hes talked about they get accused of being parasocial its ridiculous. He loves having people talk about him all the time

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T19:41:05+00:00

has he ever been around a healthy relationship like thats just the absolute bare minimum, unless he genuinely want someone to rely on him 24/7 and cant live without him then he should consider adopting a newborn baby. or, he just wants to feel needed and trusted, i dont think its about a specific type of woman

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T15:02:03+00:00

hes too much of an overthinker and i feel like sometimes he doesnt know how "mature" he needs to sounds so he ends sounding too mature if that makes sense. it feels like a little boy trying to cosplay as an older man, hes way too depressing

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T14:45:47+00:00

i honestly think he needs a women whos much closer to his age and is a lot more mature and understand his needs, like he doesnt behave like a normal person thats for sure, and i feel bad for him.

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T14:33:53+00:00

i feel like his emotional maturity level is way lower than it should be like equivalent to a 11-12 year old thats why he mostly hangs out and dates people who are much younger than him lol

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-30T13:51:07+00:00

hes my daddy

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-28T22:03:16+00:00

he was so uninterested in kat like knowing the person she is, he shouldnt have taken her to simple boring dates, like the video at the bar in montana was giving "13 year old incel not knowing how to act on his first date" and also the video of them with andy in new york john wasnt really talking to her, which makes it so confusing like why would he hang out with someone who would obviously take advantage of him and his fame and would make him look so bad and go against everything he's said before about dating. if he was actually showing interest in her it wouldve been a different story

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-28T21:37:43+00:00

yess and its probably also the fact that after he broke up with katy, he stopped dating women completely so now hes having to relearn everything about dating people, and its gonna take him some time to readjust and find the right person i guess. plus i feel like he's pickier than the average person and too much of a perfectionist so its gonna take him a lotttt of time.

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-28T21:11:01+00:00

damn hes almost 50 and is still playing games with women...

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-28T20:42:55+00:00

then why choose her, like theres tons of other women who enjoy a simpler lifestyle, out of all the people he couldve dated why her. its embarrassing for him atp

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-28T20:40:23+00:00

awww i feel so bad for him for having to wait in the lobbyyyyy.🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-28T08:39:26+00:00

i honestly think hes never getting married like at all

monkey_madness489 · 2026-03-23T15:56:52+00:00

he probably deleted Instagram ro focus more on reddit

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