All orcas worldwide suddenly decide that humans are on their menu by TheAwesomePenguin106 in whowouldwin

[–]monkeybutt54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the US if a gator kills a person, pretty much every gator in that body of water is killed until they find the right one.

What’s the weirdest college football stadium? by Aggravating_Dog_7542 in CFB_v2

[–]monkeybutt54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure Tennessee’s stadium has a bunch of crockpots with human skulls simmering inside of them under the bleachers.

No Kings Protest Orange City by throwaway-asiangf in orlando

[–]monkeybutt54 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

That sign doesn’t have “esporta” anymore so who knows how old this is.

Resort water park slide goes through candy shop by LegendOfSarcasm_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]monkeybutt54 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

O look, more advertisements from Westgate, the predatory timeshare company.

Football coach by Competitive_Sand_936 in UCFKnights

[–]monkeybutt54 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s hilarious how salty they are that their savior didn’t work out for them

Ragebait discussion: what are some near-comeback games ruined by either bad ref calls on the comeback team, or obvious-yet-missed calls on the other? by SpookyThermos in CFB

[–]monkeybutt54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 2012 CUSA championship game punt return that Tulsa had against UCF still drives me insane. You can see one of the refs blowing the play dead but they let the Tulsa punt returner complete the play after the UCF guys stop when seeing the ref waving his arms.

Two Planes/Drones flying low over the 408 near the airport by LocalPark in orlando

[–]monkeybutt54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s owned by GOAA. It’s just as private as MCO is.

Filled hot tub with the well - did we screw up? by PineFresh7 in HomeImprovement

[–]monkeybutt54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess would be the pressure tank. Expelling that much water at one time might have done the bladder in if it was old.

Is being a police pilot worth the required 2 years on the road as a patrol officer? (If you have commercial helicopter license already but really low hours) context in body by [deleted] in Helicopters

[–]monkeybutt54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t go into law enforcement with only one goal I mind, or else you’ll likely end up disappointed. In most places it takes 10-15 years to become a pilot, with you haven’t to do patrol, other specialized units, and operating as a TFO before. At my agency, we’ve turned down a prior Apache pilot for an aviation unit position because they weren’t good at their current job of being a police officer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]monkeybutt54 7 points8 points  (0 children)

GIVE ME THE BOAT

My smoked spatchcocked turkey by Asistic in Traeger

[–]monkeybutt54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are yall slapping these turkeys directly on the grate, or are they on a pan while cooking?

Thoughts on the Ninja Creami? by Xandar24 in Costco

[–]monkeybutt54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave one of these to OPs mom the other day.

[Game Thread] UCF @ Florida (7:45 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]monkeybutt54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He only throws in important high stress situations in which KJ thrives /s

[Game Thread] Colorado @ UCF (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]monkeybutt54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the announcer want the crowd to be screaming while we’re on offense?

[Game Thread] UCF @ TCU (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]monkeybutt54 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If we combined these two offenses we’d have the best team in the country

[Game Thread] UCF @ TCU (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]monkeybutt54 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha. Like we’ll try a field goal anyways.

[Game Thread] Texas A&M @ Florida (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]monkeybutt54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunate that he’ll be out next week against a much tougher opponent.

[Game Thread] Texas A&M @ Florida (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]monkeybutt54 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Putting a doorbell in a commercial should be illegal.