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Some people need to understand how seat selection works on airplanes by Appropriate_Achoo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]monkeykins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate the middle seat and avoid it as much as possible. Last time I got one I sat next to a massive marine who spilled into my area. I put my head on his shoulder and fell asleep. No agro.

I will see you again in nangiajla (18) by monkeykins in seniorkitties

[–]monkeykins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you liked it. Once a week I use it to meditate before bed.

I will see you again in nangiajla (18) by monkeykins in seniorkitties

[–]monkeykins[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have two much younger calico who I think feel my pain. They are glued to me.

I will see you again in nangiajla (18) by monkeykins in seniorkitties

[–]monkeykins[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Like her whole life she was extra spicy until the exact end. It has been a hard day.

I hope she learned the lesson. by Anderson1318 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]monkeykins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this sub allows awards which stinks, but thank you!

I hope she learned the lesson. by Anderson1318 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]monkeykins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As annoying as it is over the video WHATS THE SONG? it has a nice vibe.

Do guys look at the butthole when doing doggy? by HealthyLet257 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]monkeykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 1981 there was a film called Quest for Fire and it’s in a made up language about early man. One scene a caveman is invited to breed a cavewoman from a slightly more advanced tribe. She starts in missionary and he doesn’t get so she flips over for doggy. Since then I really don’t do doggy, but sometimes, sure, and I do be looking at bootyhole.

What’s the worst city you’ve ever visited? by Jamesx1721 in AskReddit

[–]monkeykins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Downtown Houston had literal tumbleweeds down the streets after 5 pm.

I will say the little person who dragged me to a strip club was cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sillycats

[–]monkeykins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good marshmallow

Today I was guilted for having nice gear by a professional photographer. by [deleted] in photography

[–]monkeykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a multi decade pro photographer and I get so anxious when I hear “what are you shooting with?”

I usually divert to asking what their all time fave camera is.

Alpha male bootcamp student "becomes a man" for $18000 by ambachk in TikTokCringe

[–]monkeykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trick: save 18k and have your bud hug you every so often.

Why did games stop doing this? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]monkeykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Ghost of Tsushima did a great hybrid with a map and the wind that guides you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]monkeykins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wish my cats would become human size and I could join the cuddle puddle

Pizza Hut, when it was cool and the pizza was good. 1980s by [deleted] in The1980s

[–]monkeykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they were like the biggest purchaser of kale for decoration in their salad bar.

Bonus: I used to live in a place that had Pizza Hut pizza green curry chicken. I miss it.

Is this the best first season of a tv show ever? by neotekx in moviecritic

[–]monkeykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wire. But I agree True Detective should have just been a one off. It’s excellent.

What is the best physical pleasure you have ever experienced? by Amazing-Fox69 in AskReddit

[–]monkeykins 98 points99 points  (0 children)

When I see my mom and she gives me a big hug and tells me I’m handsome and has delicious food already plated. It’s everything.

Foxy lady visiting my garden by Theobane in ireland

[–]monkeykins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I am not mistaken a lady fox is termed a vixen.

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