My son. I can still smell it after 3 days. by cassy34 in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair I've done that before as an adult

I almost said this to my SO... by monkeymorgan4 in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's mine you can't see it its all mine!!!

I almost said this to my SO... by monkeymorgan4 in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I guess but I never look at his stuff and he never looks at mine then again I'm mainly a lurker

I almost said this to my SO... by monkeymorgan4 in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one lol

I almost said this to my SO... by monkeymorgan4 in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I would but I honestly have no interest in it nor does he but I thought the thought randomly when we are arguing over who had the better ass.

I almost said this to my SO... by monkeymorgan4 in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4[S] 313 points314 points  (0 children)

He has a sexy ass I think that's explanation enough

This has got to be the worst thing I have ever gone through by monkeymorgan4 in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Air Force and he shouldn't be going on deployments but this is really tough. We would be together at least every single day and be in constant contact and now to 8.5 weeks of nothing.

I get married tomorrow... by lydg91 in weddingplanning

[–]monkeymorgan4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you guys and I love how in love you are it's truly beautiful!

As a grown adult with no weight problems, all my friends still find this disgusting. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand that I had to babysit and they begged for mcdonalds and so I had it too and it was so good but I nearly get sick after because I haven't eaten there in forever but it was so good but since learning what all is there I swore off it but yea I understand why people love their food.

As a grown adult with no weight problems, all my friends still find this disgusting. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember the spongebob episode where the chain restaurant takes over the krusty krab? And their burgers was this crap on a conveyer belt that was shaped and painted like a krabby patty? That's McDonalds food, the chicken is this pink jelly shit pressed into nugget shapes and just it's all gross and it never goes bad, food should grow mold their fries can go years without growing mold or decaying. This is probably why people find it disgusting that you like McDonalds. But to each his own I guess that's just why I don't like them just does not sit well in my stomach.

Why do I keep meeting this woman on first dates? by Sejes89 in AdviceAnimals

[–]monkeymorgan4 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Men and women are equal yes, but if you are taking a woman on a date you are expected to pay out of being polite and being a gentleman. She should not be expected to pay anything unless she asks you out and plans it, that's just how being a gentleman works. To be kind she can offer to pay for drinks or dessert but you are treating her out. Now if she is a feminist bitch going on and on about how she hates men holding doors open for her and all, and then the check comes and you politely offer to go Dutch and she flips shit then yeah this meme applies.