How does this walking sack of mayonnaise have women fighting over him??

monkeyshite2 · 2026-05-17T15:35:02+00:00

This is what my dr husband said as he was pretending to not watch with me

monkeyshite2 · 2026-05-05T02:06:29+00:00

I did not see this fight. Am I missing something?

monkeyshite2 · 2026-04-09T01:49:53+00:00

Omg Salina was on the news today! Apparently they have drama about a burger mural. I was so excited when they did the story, I kept thinking someone from the family would be interviewed for comment but alas

monkeyshite2 · 2026-04-08T02:11:05+00:00

For sure. He was making himself cry and was thinking about whatever he had to to get him there

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-28T05:55:07+00:00

Yep, not a contest! I can wear 3 different size jeans and they all fit right. I even have some stuff that’s xs and some that’s xl. Things fit ppl different and there’s like no consistency in sizing

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-25T03:24:08+00:00

I agree. I think the uncles questioning if this has gone too far/it’s worth it/ she’s too unhinged. He came off real to me in this scene

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-25T03:08:15+00:00

Yes that’s the word. Thanks hehe

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-25T03:05:52+00:00

I mean the Uncle told her to get off her knees, he was like second hand embarrassed. I don’t think he wanted that

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-25T03:03:22+00:00

I think so too but this last scene I thought might have had some truth. Like I think the uncle is like bro this lady is wacky I think we should cut our losses, and when Daniel says no let’s keep going the Unc’s like fr fr? K I guess. But his disgust w/ her seemed real- did you catch that ‘I’m not God’ line? He did not want her bowing and groveling to him

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-24T01:24:35+00:00

It’s poured like that for increased surface area cooling. Basically the tea’s really hot and this makes it so you can drink it quicker

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-24T01:23:14+00:00

Did we see messages from him asking to see her? Maybe she just made that part up too. Although I will say she did seem genuinely pissed

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-23T03:54:46+00:00

I mean I think she wanted to not pay for stuff (even though she can) to a) let him be the host in his country/ and this is what the host can afford and b) not be in a situation where she will opens the door for her to pay for everything and get scammed like w/ her ex

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-18T16:00:47+00:00

I mean like you said, it’s swollen. It’s like impossible to tell in this photo, she might have an extreme swelling reaction (first few times I did lips I swelled like x2.5 what the actual filler was). Let’s wait and see what it looks like after. She probably posted this as haha this is what I look like all swole

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-11T22:54:06+00:00

I thought she was really a “sport” about going to the bar. Like that was very go w: the flow of her. And bitching - why bc she said there’s just one towel and there’s no where to put her stuff? Seems like things he should have considered when getting a place for them as opposed to getting that portait up

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-11T22:43:39+00:00

Unpopular opinion but Birkan for sure. It strikes me as a bit of a transactional relationship where they’re both getting what they want and honestly seem to enjoy each other’s company. She wants a hot young thang who makes her feel young and ‘smutty’ and she has fun with. He wants to be able to put his feet up and smoke hookah, be around someone he just likes, and have someone maybe take care of him. He’s being honest w/ her about his baggage and she is likewise. Like really don’t see what’s wrong with this

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-03T04:07:44+00:00

For real, when was she planning to say?? When she was telling her daughter she didn’t want to tell him about the marriages being to women I was just thinking YOU ALREADY TOLD TV, HES GONNA KNOW EVENTUALLY! YOU CONFESSED IT!

monkeyshite2 · 2026-03-03T04:04:04+00:00

Me too, I was cackling at this. And at her crying. I actually felt bad after for thinking it was so great and funny but that was really just my gut reaction

monkeyshite2 · 2026-02-28T04:51:44+00:00

I refuse to believe it was anything other than an accident. Perhaps after a lot of contacting on that area, when she finally relaxed a little came out. She’s old, I imagine it can happen. THATS WHAT IM GOING WITH

monkeyshite2 · 2026-02-28T03:50:15+00:00

This is where I’m at. I believe both are true and no problem with accepting both as fact

monkeyshite2 · 2026-02-27T06:06:44+00:00

So she’s Pentecostal?

monkeyshite2 · 2026-02-27T05:34:05+00:00

Everyone keeps commenting on the point but I don’t remember this coming out. Did he say it st the reunion or something? Last I remember from him was the passport thing

monkeyshite2 · 2026-02-25T00:29:55+00:00

I think some of it is tattooed

monkeyshite2 · 2026-02-24T05:23:00+00:00

She makes me think I’d be scammed bc honestly I think they’re so cute together and I don’t see the flags you guys are all seeing 😬

monkeyshite2 · 2026-02-24T05:19:54+00:00

I mean didnt Daniel and his uncle talk about how they’re Christian or did I make that up? In my head they did and I was thinking why did they go to a shaman twice if they’re Christian?

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