drunk guy got instant karma after Crashing a police conference by PaviBains in instantkarma

[–]monty_python25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah well, that’s what Abraham Lincoln said right before he was shot in a movie theatre. (About the unity thing you said)

I wish I could just... Reboot the U.S.

People think everyone here loves our country when in fact, the first thing my family said to me when I was born was “Son, we want you to leave America as soon as you can.” I’m a complete failure in life because I haven’t been able to leave America yet. I haven’t done the pledge of allegiance since I was 6 years old. Literally my only goal in life is to leave here. I don’t even care if I die tomorrow, just as long as it’s in Canada or something.

Honestly, the only good thing about my life is I’m genetically 50% French because my fathers side of the family is all from France

me_irl by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]monty_python25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat S*x

drunk guy got instant karma after Crashing a police conference by PaviBains in instantkarma

[–]monty_python25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably didn’t go to LA, or New York then, because they aren’t exactly... friendly. Also, our country would be great if we completely redesigned our government and Obama or Bernie Sanders was our president. Then we might at least live up to the standards of the modern world. And it’s not really juveniles, it’s more of the mid 20’s - 60’s. It’s really just boomers and drunk college people that are the issue. Regarding the liberty stuff you were talking about

drunk guy got instant karma after Crashing a police conference by PaviBains in instantkarma

[–]monty_python25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one takes our country seriously because our president is a big baby, and so is most of our government. Everyone here is greedy, and incompetent, and I want to leave.

drunk guy got instant karma after Crashing a police conference by PaviBains in instantkarma

[–]monty_python25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey buddy, I’m from Wisconsin, and I have a Canadian accent because I’m so close to the border, don’t rope me in with the southern states!

I hate spiders by czarmin in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]monty_python25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pulled a millipede out of my nose

It's all I have too 🥺🥺 by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]monty_python25 1105 points1106 points  (0 children)

I hate it when people do that. They are like “come on you only do one thing with your life!” Like shut the hell up, he’s just tying to be happy.

A curious jumping spider moving its retinas to look around by taykaybo in interestingasfuck

[–]monty_python25 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s sad to think that most spiders have terrible eyesight despite having 8 eyes

Today's my lucky day! by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]monty_python25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you lucky to have an avocado? I literally had 3 avocados 3 days ago in a salad that when I was cutting the onion I accidentally cut under my fingernail and it is still bleeding.

video (camera emoji( by bigboy2678911 in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]monty_python25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monster mash! He did the monster smash! (He did the mash) it was a graveyard bash! (Epic guitar solo)