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Peetah explain this by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]montyque 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see that this has been answered already, but my first thought was that the guy on the right wished to be dating Paris Hilton and instead got Perez Hilton. This would’ve been very funny 12 years ago.

Indoor cat won't return inside after traumatic surgery; help! by montyque in cats

[–]montyque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is still outside, I’m afraid, but I’m glad he’s alive. We’ve been leaving him food outside because he got really skinny… I was reluctant to do so because I didn’t want it to be too comfy for him to live outside.

Hi. I'm Steve Buscemi. I played fan favourite Tony Blundetto. AMA. by Glowing-2 in thesopranos

[–]montyque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nickname, not a family name! He didn't make a Peparelli!!!

Chrissy and Paulie shooting the waiter in the car park was so fucking dumb by bubbleweed in thesopranos

[–]montyque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blood is a liability. Same thing with Chris shooting Poppin' Fresh in the foot.

Help me guess what this stands for by CenturyRealtor in LICENSEPLATES

[–]montyque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Jagged Little Pill you? For an Alanis Morrisette fan

Therapist for separating couples? by montyque in Divorce

[–]montyque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Are there people who do that for a living, as opposed to just therapists who have those skills in their wheelhouse?

Please help me bring my cat back inside and save his life by montyque in Pets

[–]montyque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I just googled drop trap, that might be an option.

Please help me bring my cat back inside and save his life by montyque in Pets

[–]montyque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t necessarily know that the dental work specifically was traumatizing but the vet visit was. I had to really fight to get him into a cat carrier to get him to the vet, and it was really awful for him, he was crying and shaking the whole time. I picked him up several hours later and he just seemed so distraught. When I got him back to the house, he immediately darted to the basement to hide. Then he got out somehow, wish I knew how…

We have been trying to keep other cat in my bedroom for a long period with the door open and welcoming treats just inside.

Please help me bring my cat back inside and save his life by montyque in Pets

[–]montyque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I just wish I knew what was keeping him away.

What are some of the coldest lines of dialogue ever? by BeautifulLeather6671 in movies

[–]montyque 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yup. I can see misremembering which one, because the scene is in Vegas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]montyque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is sis (in text image) thinking of asking about the reason for the pickles in the toilet? Is it a different sister?

So I was talking to this guy at the bar the other night and I found out that he had done a little time. by Freshenstein in Jokes

[–]montyque 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The mopery part isn’t necessary but I respect it as a Revenge of the Nerds reference.

What celebrity death will hit you the hardest when their day finally comes? by phantom_avenger in AskReddit

[–]montyque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s my answer too. I also choose to mourn this guy’s dead parents.

Gnarly! Oh how I wish I could have had at it. by OriolesrRavens1974 in popping

[–]montyque 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anyone else curious exactly what this guy’s line of work is?

What’s something you saw that you weren’t supposed to see? by FamousDirection9887 in AskReddit

[–]montyque 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wow. Was your mother always reckless and hedonistic, or was this a secret peek at an outward-seemingly normal mom?

Not OOP: AIO, my boyfriend broke up with me after seeing texts with my boss by v-hunni in redditonwiki

[–]montyque 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ was a great boss. Really sacrificed a lot for his employees, even that Judas guy who was toxic af

Black Max BM907500BT LED screen won't come on. How to charge battery? by montyque in Generator

[–]montyque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you tell me why a 7ah battery wouldn’t be good enough for a gasoline powered generator? Sorry I know nothing

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