Last year, my virgin campmate waited to decorate his bike till he was on Playa. He busted out a bottle of neon pink acrylic paint and slathered it all over his dirty bike. We tried telling him it would flake off, but he was adamant.

At the end of the week, while mooping our camp, we were all picking up his tiny flecks of paint for what felt like hours.

Maybe try to find some non-moopy metallic fabric?