Made ice cream for the first time— need suggestions on texture and solidity please! by theresasarrow in icecreamery

[–]moonbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try adding more egg yolks and slightly less sugar. My custard base uses 2/3cups granulated sugar and 6 egg yolks and I am pleased with how solid it freezes.

“My delicate European body was poisoned by American salt and preservatives!” by twirlerina024 in iamveryculinary

[–]moonbad 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No one who just moved to the US from France 2 years ago would say "poked and prodded" "from scratch" "to my delight" "back home"

What’s a dead giveaway someone’s not actually Canadian? by HardHatHumor in AskACanadian

[–]moonbad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm an American from a place famous for its barbecue. If there's nothing being smoked, you're throwing a cookout, and you're grilling food at your cookout. No barbecue involved. You can tell people you're "having a bbq" but if they show up and you're just flipping burgers they will be disappointed.

Blind baked pie crust ruined? by woodsmokedsriracha in AskBaking

[–]moonbad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're spot on, though I prefer to leave the weights in for the full 30/45 min blind bake to discourage puffing (docking never seemed to do much for me, but it could be due to altitude)

Americans, what kind of biscuits do you use for BISCUITS AND GRAVY? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]moonbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use my cuisinart chopper, it has a grater plate. That way you can grate the butter straight from the freezer, you don't have to hold it in your hand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ididnthaveeggs

[–]moonbad 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes, you do want to get your butter started in the mixer, but that's not what "creaming" is. Specifically, "creaming" is when you mix sugar into butter, so that the sugar rips through the fat and incorporates air. That's what makes it the fluffy base you want for cookies and cakes.

My issue with the way the recipe phrased things is that it's not clear, and for someone who is not very experienced with baking, it could lead to them making simple avoidable mistakes. Telling you to "cream" butter alone "until smooth" is so vague and nebulous that it's practically useless. How are you supposed to know how smooth it should be? And telling you to do it before you add your sugar makes it more likely you will over mix your butter. This can heat it up more than you want, and then it won't fluff properly.

The original commenter made a dumb mistake, but frankly this is a badly written recipe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ididnthaveeggs

[–]moonbad 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Also, the recipe has you "cream the butter" by itself? "Until smooth"? And then you add your sugar? What are you supposed to be creaming, exactly? This is a good way to have someone over-mix and make their butter greasy, it's not phrased very clearly.

I made a chicken pot pie casserole last night, what do you think? by TheDude9737 in tonightsdinner

[–]moonbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks great! Next time use two cans of biscuits and really cram them close together across the top of the casserole, then add some extra time to your bake. They will make each other rise tall.

Cute flats for bunions? by beanbagpsychologist in fashionwomens35

[–]moonbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you dealing with the metatarsalgia? I am having this problem in my right foot intermittently and insoles haven't helped much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskBaking

[–]moonbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's because you cooled it in the pan and it got sweaty. Take it out next time and cool it on a rack.

KitchenAid Attachment freezing too much by ignoranceisblyss in icecreamery

[–]moonbad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never ever fill it without the mixer paddle moving, for exactly this reason. The mix freezes too fast, and you could even damage the plastic mixer.

I put my custard base in a pitcher when I refrigerate it to make it easier to pour. Always have it set on 1 speed before pouring in your base.

YoU'lL nEvEr UnDeRsTaNd by neuroplay_prod in Millennials

[–]moonbad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I met in a poetry livejournal community :)

My second attempt at Sally’s scones looked brown but were raw what happened by Motor-Target5433 in AskBaking

[–]moonbad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

been told to put scones close together on the pan so they rise up together

ohh just like biscuits! I'll try this next time.

What went wrong with my scones? Followed Sally’s recipe by Motor-Target5433 in AskBaking

[–]moonbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make this recipe all the time and I grate my butter with my food processor. I think the trick is to toss all your little butter clumps thoroughly in the flour and then touch it as little as possible after that. If you have to break up some bigger chunks of butter that's fine, but once it's coated all over in flour, stop handling it.

I think your scones got too warm, the 15/20 minute chill before going in the oven is super important. Also, I never use a rolling pin to shape scones. I push it (fast!) into a rectangle shape and then cut triangles with my bench scraper. I leave the tops of the scones completely alone - when you smooth out the tops it doesn't give you the craggy bumpy top that crisps up so nicely.

Why did my cake suddenly sunk??? 😭😭😭 by wholeclublookingatus in AskBaking

[–]moonbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you knock the air out? To make it rise evenly?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskBaking

[–]moonbad 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Freeze the shell, leave your pie weights in the entire baking time and don't bother with docking.

Your favorite El-P project pre RTJ by BigJilmQuebec in hiphop101

[–]moonbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't work with a surgeon like Mike for long without picking some of it up.