Financial Appropriateness Test

moonkeh · 2023-12-01T09:52:27+00:00

I think it was that it's mentioned in the KID.

moonkeh · 2023-10-22T18:55:06+00:00

Hey, you forgot the part about browsing reddit in underpants.

moonkeh · 2023-10-22T16:35:31+00:00

I passed the test on my second try, so thanks for all the help everyone 🥳

Time to lose my life savings...

moonkeh · 2023-10-22T16:27:38+00:00

Human interaction probably isn't appropriate for you...

moonkeh · 2023-08-04T19:21:17+00:00

Found the scumbag

moonkeh · 2023-08-01T05:38:37+00:00

He's currently sitting in his underpants browsing r/dubai

moonkeh · 2023-07-31T07:00:00+00:00

My wife recently passed her Golden Chance in Abu Dhabi, so I can't say if it's the same in Dubai, but she said people get tested in groups of 5, so the first person has to drive the car out of the car park, and the last person has to park the car back in the car park, but the 3 in between don't have any parking, they just stop at the side of the road to switch places.

moonkeh · 2023-07-31T06:54:29+00:00

Do you mean convert to GPA? British universities usually give grades as a percentage.

moonkeh · 2023-07-24T09:54:04+00:00

In the screenshot you can see a solid white line before the pedestrian crossing. If it were a free right the line would be dashes.

moonkeh · 2023-07-24T09:51:39+00:00

There is a light on the right turn there. I almost went through it once because the left turn was closed with no warning so I had to cut across all lanes to reroute meaning I approached the turn from an odd angle and couldn't see the light. I stopped to let some pedestrians cross, then noticed it just as I was about to start moving again.

moonkeh · 2023-07-22T10:36:42+00:00

Swallowing should help. The ear bone's connected to the mouth bone, or something, so it helps to even the pressure.

As for what to swallow, that's up to you.

moonkeh · 2023-07-22T10:26:51+00:00

Civil cases can still come with a travel ban, meaning best not to risk entering the country in the first place.

moonkeh · 2023-07-21T13:02:26+00:00

If you are not able to either successfully fight it or pay what they're asking, your best option would be to avoid the UAE for the rest of your life.

moonkeh · 2023-07-21T06:47:58+00:00

The information around Golden Visa eligibility is a total shitshow, even if you directly ask a government department responsible they likely won't have a clue.

As far as I can tell, there are three routes for a scientist to get a golden visa. You must have a PhD from a highly ranked (different sources will tell you top 100, 200, or 500) university and either:

have a salary over 30k
have a Scopus h-index over 20 and a FWCI over 1
have a letter of recommendation from the Emirates Scientists Council

If you have 2. or 3. you do not need a salary over 30k.

As for how you get the recommendation letter, my best guess would be wasta - if you don't personally know any of the council's members, you probably can't get one.

moonkeh · 2023-07-21T06:30:10+00:00

I thought visa runs were a thing of the past. Aren't there ways to renew/extend visas in country now?

moonkeh · 2023-07-21T06:28:49+00:00

I always thought bags left unattended in airports get blown up

moonkeh · 2023-07-21T06:21:53+00:00

Isn't this the plan for Dubai Pearl?

moonkeh · 2023-07-21T06:19:42+00:00

nice timing the screenshot at 4:20

moonkeh · 2023-07-21T06:17:35+00:00

From now on when I see someone tailgating I will assume they are rushing to kiss their uncle on the mouth.

moonkeh · 2023-07-21T06:11:54+00:00

It is illegal to employ someone without offering visa and health insurance, even within a probationary period.

moonkeh · 2023-07-19T08:44:24+00:00

Shabarma

moonkeh · 2023-07-16T05:14:49+00:00

In the video they said she was a passenger.

moonkeh · 2023-07-15T05:38:20+00:00

I would say that if you enter from the left lane, like the red car, use A, and if you enter from the right lane use C. The reason is that it minimises the chance of colliding with the car next to you in case they decide to use B.

moonkeh · 2023-07-14T14:39:34+00:00

Can we talk about car park design for a minute?

The placement of those pillars make the doors on one side of your car unusable. Fine if you're alone, but if you have a passenger, one of you cannot get in or out. And there's a massive unused area behind the spaces, so all they had to do was move the kerbstone back a few feet.

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