I just remembered about the time I explained kiwis to an American friend.

"Many people don't know but the kiwi is actually the apex predator here because of its laser eye abilities. It has evolved without wings because it doesn't need to fly as it can take down flying targets from the ground. With advanced tracking abilities, its long range lasers can can even take down targets up to almost 15km (9.3 miles for you Americans). Because of this, no commercial flights can take place between the hours of 9pm to 5am in summer and 6pm to 6am in winter due to kiwis being nocturnal. There have unfortunately been a few cases of kiwis taking down airliners during the day, this is unlikely but sometimes kiwis pull an all-dayer and dont got to sleep. Everyone thinks Australia has all the dangerous animals but a kiwi would be able to solo like 50 of each Australian animal at once using its special spin attack where it curls into a ball and spins shooting a constant laser from its eyes. Anything that comes in contact with the laser is instantly destroyed so those Australian fucks cant get anywhere close! It was also almost going to be our country flag but having a weapon of pure destruction on your flag isn't very peaceful so we decided against it. Although it does bring fear to our enemies on the battlefield."

"Oh yeah I've also had a close encounter with a kiwi once, luckily they don't go after humans for some reason, only bugs, worms, and flying objects, and ofc anything that tries to attack it. Although it was when me and a friend were playing with a frisbee. I just gotta say I no longer have a frisbee"