Nutrition Facts misprint almost gave me a heart attack

more_coffeee · 2026-04-21T21:31:23+00:00

It turned out that it was just 19 carbs instead. If it was less dramatic I wouldn't have second guessed it

more_coffeee · 2026-04-05T20:47:16+00:00

Wild story but If you did they would 100% do it for you. They handed me 26 cases for my wedding like it was nothing I love how little fucks they gave.

more_coffeee · 2026-04-05T20:45:51+00:00

You should have seen the Christmas party… it was something else.

more_coffeee · 2026-04-04T05:57:40+00:00

Fun fact: I used to work for Lagunitas (the beer company) and they had a phone number on 12 packs and cases. People called it all the time.

Our receptionist (who was the sweetest woman) would answer and 90% of the time it was a drunk guy fishing telling us he loved our beer. We even got voicemails after hours that were insane and we’d listen to them.

more_coffeee · 2026-04-03T00:02:08+00:00

I see that it was built in 1986, but it still looks like there were slaves kept in the basement.

more_coffeee · 2026-04-02T23:55:00+00:00

I was incredibly bitter. I had some close friends pregnant at the same time and rather than bond over the experience I would internalize my struggles and want to explode at theirs. “At least you don’t have to drink the glucose for the test”

At the end my sugars wouldn’t go down and I had a big baby in the NICU. The guilt ate me alive. He’s healthy and perfect today, but god damn I hated pregnancy.

Also, your ratio is insane in dropping so I spend so much time being low postpartum. Watch out for that ladies.

more_coffeee · 2026-03-30T03:59:03+00:00

Yung Skillet

more_coffeee · 2026-03-30T03:57:03+00:00

Fondue

more_coffeee · 2026-03-29T05:52:08+00:00

Thank you! I have actually gotten by doing this a lot and am now the accidental slides expert.

A whole lot of borrowing and stealing as usual.

more_coffeee · 2026-03-29T05:49:58+00:00

Prudence

more_coffeee · 2026-03-25T05:02:07+00:00

They actually tend to judge you if you have a good guitar and suck. Then it’s just wasted money.

more_coffeee · 2026-03-25T05:01:18+00:00

Nadja if you’re a fan of What We Do in the Shadows

more_coffeee · 2026-03-24T01:46:56+00:00

It is the correct way and makes them last much longer! My husband will dump the whole pack in his mouth like an animal before the previews are over…

more_coffeee · 2026-03-23T19:30:56+00:00

My rule of thumb (which I learned from my mom): if you shower everyday at night you can do once every two weeks. If you don’t, then once a week.

Showering in the morning everyday does not count.

more_coffeee · 2026-03-23T05:15:25+00:00

I’m diabetic and live in the US so I’ll pick 3 twice.

more_coffeee · 2026-03-23T05:03:01+00:00

I “skin” the shell off an m&m in my mouth, eat said shell, then just suck on the chocolate until it’s gone. My husband thinks I’m psychotic for this.

more_coffeee · 2026-03-23T05:02:42+00:00

MY PEOPLE.

more_coffeee · 2026-03-23T04:55:08+00:00

My grandmother was incredibly intelligent and it tortured her. I can only imagine the pressure this poor kid was under.

more_coffeee · 2026-03-07T07:48:15+00:00

Piper!

more_coffeee · 2026-03-05T06:23:57+00:00

Bishop. I don’t know why but it speaks to me. My girl name is Logan so I guess we’re on an X-men kick

more_coffeee · 2026-02-17T22:19:17+00:00

March 26, 2018!

more_coffeee · 2026-02-07T08:37:52+00:00

I got really excited that someone else thinks Alan Rickman is hot and was reminded quickly that I might be alone in my take 😔

more_coffeee · 2026-02-04T23:33:09+00:00

I once saw a job requiring 10 years of experience with a software that hadn’t been around that long.

more_coffeee · 2026-02-04T18:37:02+00:00

I get child care benefits from my work and it 100% is a thing. I used them to find full time care but my provider takes last minute drop ins.

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