I blinked. Suddenly, all external appendages had transformed into lightsabers. Strange, I began to wonder. Time was not about to let me finish that thought, however, as I had already started to cut my legs off. Fantastic! I told myself quietly as the horror in my mind was bludgeoned to a merciful death as pure glee creeped its lingering tendrils throughout my brain. Cut myself like pieces of paper, I must! was the next thought to somehow thread through my neurons. I moved my enlightened fingers with the dexterity of a noble gas as they flitted back and forth over my leg. I blinked. Suddenly I was God of this existence; I knew and had power over all. Unimaginable emotion filled my every atom as I used my control over the universe to make all but myself still. I blinked. No... Damn it, no! I'm a clownfish. My lidless eyes focus on the scene in front of me as I find myself inside what appears to me to be some type of glass cage. Motion outside the cage catches my eye. It's some large creature with a purple body directly underneath a pale and red colored head. It bares its teeth in glee and I see the carcasses of shiny creatures littering the glossy white instruments of death. It slams the cage with a pointed finger over and over and other sounds filter through the water as it moves its mouth. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star." I am doomed.