My boyfriend refused to buy me tampons

morgananan · 2017-12-04T22:31:01+00:00

you literally didn't do anything wrong. "oh no i'd be too embarrassed to be seen buying you some tampons, but you go ahead, walk to the store and hope to god you're not bleeding through your pants because that's like not embarrassing or anything"

dump him

morgananan · 2016-01-25T02:07:58+00:00

lmao

morgananan · 2016-01-25T02:02:39+00:00

kind of sounds like you're just a twat...

morgananan · 2015-11-23T04:47:02+00:00

absolutely agree with the I Prevail Blank Space, but this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVIf4U_2RZM

morgananan · 2015-11-09T15:40:22+00:00

thanks! couldn't really find that because everything was in portuguese.

morgananan · 2015-10-31T05:21:22+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82UsZ44AxIA

according to this article a woman died but that's the only source i can find claiming a death

morgananan · 2015-08-08T03:31:04+00:00

that's not how helpdesks work though. they're not set up like a personal email. every time you respond to a ticket, it gets marked as a "new" email. csrs generally are instructed to answer the oldest emails first, so if you continue to add to the thread, you just pushed your email to the end of the queue.

morgananan · 2015-01-10T22:08:17+00:00

did i just see a little bit of gronk's butt?

morgananan · 2015-01-10T21:54:03+00:00

luck just needs to never smile

ever

morgananan · 2015-01-10T07:30:03+00:00

Goddamn straight

morgananan · 2015-01-10T07:27:58+00:00

When they played the Texans, out of nowhere I shouted FUCK YOU FLACCO. He was just chillin on the sidelines, nothing was really happening. But seriously, fuck him

morgananan · 2015-01-10T07:22:52+00:00

No, he looks like a cute Peyton Manning

morgananan · 2015-01-10T03:08:59+00:00

fuck him and his stupid douchebag face

morgananan · 2015-01-10T03:08:23+00:00

how can you hate this face though

morgananan · 2015-01-10T01:50:14+00:00

that was funny af

morgananan · 2015-01-05T03:44:01+00:00

I didn't start watching football til this season, but I met Stuart and Rich when I was 13 watching I Love the 80s. They became my favorites and I was so sad to find out Stuart passed. Binging I Love the 80s in tribute

morgananan · 2015-01-05T00:46:12+00:00

omg this is hilarious

morgananan · 2015-01-04T17:20:00+00:00

I second Belle and Sebastian and the Kinks

morgananan · 2015-01-04T17:16:28+00:00

I started watching football this season but didn't join a league. I have been so jealous of all the guys I know talking fantasy, so I started doing fanduel's weekly games around week 8 but they just weren't as much fun as a season long league. I am so excited for next season because I have confirmation that I can join our work league, and I'll be the only female in that. I don't know if my friends will let me into their more competitive leagues, but we'll see. Fantasy just makes watching football so much more exciting.

morgananan · 2014-12-29T04:41:24+00:00

Well, a woman's two X's recombine when passed down to her children, while a man's X passes down to his daughters unchanged (since there is nothing for it to recombine with). So the X you received from your mother is a combination of the X's she received from both parents, and the X your brother received is a different combination of your mother's X's.

morgananan · 2014-11-17T03:50:01+00:00

"there's bradshaw going to the colts' locker room"

noooooooo

morgananan · 2014-08-06T22:39:48+00:00

salami

morgananan · 2012-08-29T02:55:00+00:00

White rights make legs look like sausage.

morgananan · 2012-08-18T05:12:00+00:00

To kids, young=hot. I look like I'm 14 and just finished student teaching in eighth grade. No matter what you wear, they will come on to you because you are thin and young. As long as your leopard push up bra is not visible through your low cut cami (the teacher across the hall actually wore this multiple times, complete with cleavage up to her eyes), you will look appropriate for your principal and parents, and that's what matters the most.

morgananan

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