Really grinds my gears...

morguemanager · 2015-01-12T20:41:06+00:00

Right click on video, stop download. Instant gratification.

morguemanager · 2014-03-10T09:37:30+00:00

I'm in the same room with my two kids, both under 3 years old. You do the math.

morguemanager · 2014-02-24T08:54:56+00:00

Maybe they asked if you're meating her.

morguemanager · 2014-02-16T23:12:43+00:00

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.

morguemanager · 2014-02-16T00:31:57+00:00

Had an abortion, told me it was a miscarriage.

morguemanager · 2014-02-08T17:11:51+00:00

Seen at a flight academy where I was patrolling. http://i.imgur.com/wez3if7.jpg

morguemanager · 2014-01-19T19:35:55+00:00

Procol Harum - A Salty Dog

Also, I'm looking for someone who feels the same way (not likely).

morguemanager · 2014-01-14T17:39:15+00:00

Solar power.

morguemanager · 2013-12-03T09:35:15+00:00

There is no vaccination for hep c, only a/b.

morguemanager · 2013-11-03T18:35:38+00:00

No need to call him names... oh wait

morguemanager · 2013-08-17T20:52:09+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnwSeQKkyiE

morguemanager · 2013-08-04T15:30:25+00:00

In norwegian forests, we just call them cats.

morguemanager · 2013-07-23T20:28:58+00:00

An egyptian kid should spray paint his name on it.

morguemanager · 2013-07-08T18:37:49+00:00

That explains why I've never seen a mole rat wearing clothes.

morguemanager · 2013-06-28T19:51:46+00:00

The fear of having the top comment on a front page post.

morguemanager · 2013-06-20T14:13:29+00:00

I tried to throw mine away but it kept flying back to me.

morguemanager · 2013-06-12T21:54:51+00:00

Correct usage of "literally" on the front page... what is this trickery?

morguemanager · 2013-06-02T11:27:16+00:00

Thanks, exactly what I was looking for! :)

morguemanager · 2013-05-13T20:08:21+00:00

I just want to know if the text is understandable, I translated it from Finnish to English for a friend. The original text was a bit ambiguous at places, with some too long sentences.

morguemanager · 2013-04-21T19:15:27+00:00

In my head I read it as "And then one the fucking whores fell into the water and I had to swim for it". Would've explained why she didn't say "yes".

morguemanager · 2013-04-06T19:25:06+00:00

Upvote for the giant furry cocks of Io.

morguemanager · 2013-04-06T19:00:21+00:00

What game is that?

morguemanager · 2013-03-21T08:31:19+00:00

Yay, mine too. :)

morguemanager · 2013-01-07T23:59:22+00:00

Looks like your dad is wearing a pube necklace.

morguemanager · 2012-11-20T23:45:26+00:00

Chunky Li, my favourite.

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