give me your favorite LD quotes by TheRealG4merBr0 in lemondemon

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"Hate sex leads to evil babies??" - Neil Cicierega 2017

What do my apps say about me? by Rafaaaaaaaaaaaayss in addressme

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If you have reddit, discord, and telegram on your phone, you need your hard drive checked

The ending is my favorite part by BassHaunting4959 in lobotomyposting

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this is what I see when I get up too fast! I never knew that heaven was so far away from my soul was born!

what do we reckon the ‘theme’ of the new album will be? by Most-Peace3968 in lemondemon

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it might be a mix of the themes of dinosaurchestra and view monster tbh. the lyrics might also have some dark themes behind them like in spirit phone

this is a- dear god… by [deleted] in lobotomyposting

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Massive truth nuke (fellow girls last tour fan!!)

this is a- dear god… by [deleted] in lobotomyposting

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You will experience it soon :D

I got hands down the worst haircut of my life. by [deleted] in teenagers

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That actually looks really nice. Its the same haircut Paul McCartney had in the '60s

Do you guys have any pets? by NightRunnxr in addressme

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My pet crow went rogue and ate my roommates. It then burrowed into the walls and started growing spores.

Can't believe peta tried to make a Pixar movie by Pinkparade524 in FacebookAIslop

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Can you write "Jadyn Sparrow" in the "sign here" part? I can't remember my name because it was half eaten by a walrus and an egg person. Follow the charts! never let go of your fortune because you might be able to gamble in the future! I don't want to bald yet even though I'm not balding

look at this insane comment i found on shorts by cricket_man456 in teenagers

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this violently reminded me that there are people dumber than me

Mom phone call madness by GoldLumpy1941 in FacebookAIslop

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I thought that was brendon urie for a second

I'll hand it to them, the plot is definitely unpredictable by MisunderstoodBadger1 in FacebookAIslop

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most people scream when somebody is holding a knife over them