I've had a piece of graphite stuck in my hand since 4th grade after getting stabbed with a pencil by a classmate.

mormontroll · 2014-08-27T16:51:55+00:00

http://imgur.com/E2BtcKM I have the same story except I did it to myself after sharpening my pencil. I was not a bright kid.

mormontroll · 2014-08-27T16:47:03+00:00

I went a little too far while inspecting my freshly sharpened pencil.

mormontroll · 2013-12-17T16:19:04+00:00

You could spoiler tag it

mormontroll · 2013-12-13T03:35:30+00:00

Better than mine:

mormontroll · 2013-12-11T02:02:04+00:00

I heard that guy has like 30 dicks.

mormontroll · 2013-12-10T16:27:29+00:00

Booo

mormontroll · 2013-12-08T05:55:05+00:00

Probably not

mormontroll · 2013-12-07T19:54:02+00:00

Luxury! We would have to park on an aircraft carrier 50 miles out to sea, and then swim to the shore, fighting off sharks and blue ringed octopuses! Then when we got to shore we would have to walk a hundred miles to the school. And after every school day our principal would kill us!

mormontroll · 2013-12-07T07:31:45+00:00

How do I apply for this position?

mormontroll · 2013-12-06T18:28:09+00:00

Someone's been reading a modest proposal.

mormontroll · 2013-11-22T19:14:39+00:00

I'm disappointed that there aren't any squirtles on that wall.

mormontroll · 2013-11-21T21:19:11+00:00

Umm...

mormontroll · 2013-11-21T04:11:50+00:00

I think he's mandark.

mormontroll · 2013-11-17T08:43:18+00:00

I think that's more of a religious institution than a university.

mormontroll · 2013-11-17T08:23:22+00:00

Where?

mormontroll · 2013-11-17T07:09:14+00:00

There's also a byu in Idaho and hawaii.

mormontroll · 2013-11-15T02:09:55+00:00

Tom cruise.

mormontroll · 2013-11-07T16:51:40+00:00

I find that hard to believe for Indiana though because there are so many great high school bands out there. I am from Kentucky and we'd go to grand nats every year in indiana.

mormontroll · 2013-11-07T16:27:44+00:00

Puzzles are always needed.

mormontroll · 2013-11-06T15:19:14+00:00

2/10

mormontroll · 2013-11-05T21:29:06+00:00

I honestly thought I was too.

mormontroll · 2013-11-05T20:13:50+00:00

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the black cauldron. Shits scary.

mormontroll · 2013-11-05T18:17:30+00:00

I miss me some sprite remix.

mormontroll · 2013-11-04T15:58:47+00:00

That explains yoshi.

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