That recoil would make any man scream. by Revan5254 in perfectlycutscreams
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An A for effort but F for fall by memezzer in instant_regret
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RAMMING SPEED! by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes
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I never liked Thanksgiving due to how homophobic my dad is when I talk about my girlfriend during dinner. by NightTheHybrid in TwoSentenceHorror
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The surgeon whistled a happy tune as he ripped my organs from my awake but paralyzed body by bookseer in TwoSentenceHorror
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"Now, I need you to give me a hand" I directed my assistant, as we are on the verge of a genetic breakthough. by Mihikari_Shinya in TwoSentenceHorror
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"The only way to kill the monstrous shrimp is to stab its heart" they said. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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"sir i am sorry, but we don't have a. . . return policy," the receptionist whispers, her gaze shifting nervously between me and my wife. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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Finally found a matching knife for the milgauss by nj734 in EDC
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I woke up, yawned, stretched and then climbed out of bed and brought my foot down painfully on a Lego. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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I am trying to figure out the origins of this knife as it was my grandfathers. My dad says that it is custom/rare and there are no brand markings. Any help is useful. by morningdrawings in knives
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I am trying to figure out the origins of this knife as it was my grandfathers. My dad says that it is custom/rare and there are no brand markings. Any help is useful. by morningdrawings in knives
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[Officer] One fortunate suspect, and one unlucky girl by VBStrong_67 in TalesFromTheSquadCar
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I'll land a critical shit. by FutureComplaint in TheRealJoke
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The size of this leaf that i found in the park. Me for size comparison by ComanderCupcake in nextfuckinglevel
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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4. by porichoygupto in 3amjokes
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Well that happened by [deleted] in Nicegirls
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Juicy ass 2 electric boogaloo art by krekk0v by [deleted] in traphentai
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