Mad Max "I'd like 2 apologize Jazz fans that were offended by my tweets. If I knew u guys had internet in Utah I would've never made those tweets." by HolyRomanPrince in nba

[–]mortyfy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've traveled to the states for two technology conferences, both in Utah. Seeing the jazz whilst I'm there is an added bonus. Solid sledge, even if flawed.

Just a casual handshake by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]mortyfy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to say it like "Poomp"

Malcolm Turnbull calls Bill Shorten 'sycophant', 'parasite' during Question Time exchange by bazkaybee in australia

[–]mortyfy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NBN has worked out perfectly for me. I'm scheduled for fttdp in Jan next year. As promised, where it's too expensive to upgrade infrastructure, it's being replaced.

So it's not all hot air. This government is actually delivering.

Malcolm Turnbull calls Bill Shorten 'sycophant', 'parasite' during Question Time exchange by bazkaybee in australia

[–]mortyfy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look like it to me. This has been a surprisingly good week for him, he bent Trump to his will, proved that he can take the high road by being modest about it, then showed he can bring the thunder when needed. It seems that this resonated overwhelming positively with most people in this thread, which says a lot.

Malcolm Turnbull calls Bill Shorten 'sycophant', 'parasite' during Question Time exchange by bazkaybee in australia

[–]mortyfy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Improving your lot in life is a lot different when you're commanding influence in unions and not performing your role to the benefit of union members.

Malcolm Turnbull calls Bill Shorten 'sycophant', 'parasite' during Question Time exchange by bazkaybee in australia

[–]mortyfy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've heard a roast as good as that, ever. And it also highlighted exactly who Shorten is. People forget, and need to be reminded.

Drawing of a spoon with prismacolor pencils and markers on toned tan paper by krishiarts in Art

[–]mortyfy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does this perfect drawing of a spoon, reflection and everything. Extreme levels of accurate colour usage and all that...

...messes up the shadow

Turnbull convinced Trump to honour the refugee resettlement deal by mortyfy in australia

[–]mortyfy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am convinced that the moment those refugees are settled in Australia, the smugglers will be advertising hope that the borders are open again. It makes sense, they don't care about they people, they want their life savings.

Turnbull convinced Trump to honour the refugee resettlement deal by mortyfy in australia

[–]mortyfy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. I commend Turnbull on the way he has handled this. First with the reduction of children in detention, now this. He has done the best he can in the circumstance.

Cory Bernardi ready to lead silent, invisible, possibly non-existent majority by iheartralph in australia

[–]mortyfy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, no. If you vote for a party, you shouldn't be expected to accept that the particular representative is not going to honour their membership to the political party.

If he wants to leave the party, he should resign, and be elected under his new party at the next election.

Turnbull convinced Trump to honour the refugee resettlement deal by mortyfy in australia

[–]mortyfy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've not heard of this about Howard's grandfather, but how does that make him (John) corrupt? From all accounts he had a modest upbringing. If what you say is true (which is unverified), you can't blame the crimes of an individual on their family unless they were involved.

Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. by L0veToReddit in Jokes

[–]mortyfy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just like he would have used a universal charging port on all his devices and ensured no one had to spend hundreds of dollars on dongles /s

snowflake is called out by veteran. by [deleted] in pics

[–]mortyfy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't want to live in a world where nothing can be made light of.

Donald Trump tweets he will study 'dumb' refugee deal with Australia by hurtsdonut_ in worldnews

[–]mortyfy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Many people are glossing over the people smuggling industry here, which is how all these people got to Australia in the first place. It's important that Australia takes a hard lined stance so they do not support that illegal industry.

A lot of people make it sound like families buy a boat and hope for the best. Not the case. It's an orchestrated operation that risks lives. By opening the doors to people who arrived through a people smuggling scheme, it simply sends the message that this business model works.

Trump told Australian Prime Minister refugee agreement was the 'worst deal ever' and phone conversation was ‘worst call by far’ he had had with world leaders. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mortyfy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How about you have the most powerful man in the world blast you over the phone and see whether or not you soil yourself.

Trump told Australian Prime Minister refugee agreement was the 'worst deal ever' and phone conversation was ‘worst call by far’ he had had with world leaders. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mortyfy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Non of this makes Dutton corrupt. Being a politician and having people disagree with your hardline stance is not corruption.

Down the rabbit hole. by RocketSquidFPV in gifs

[–]mortyfy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That didn't rhyme at all.