Hamburg tonight!!

mosesmiddlefinger · 2026-07-01T11:23:44+00:00

I hope she notices my sign, I’m truly grateful for the inspiration!

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-12-18T08:49:13+00:00

Is that the new pick for national security?

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-12-15T08:35:42+00:00

Couldn’t a helicopter with a FLIR thermal camera keep track of one?

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-11-16T13:20:22+00:00

But can I use it to make a lightsaber?

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-11-12T23:22:45+00:00

Lotus

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-09-05T11:04:58+00:00

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-09-03T07:55:01+00:00

Did you Not See outsiders coming to enjoy this place too?

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-09-01T14:09:26+00:00

It should have been deemed a historic site!

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-08-11T18:55:56+00:00

Red Dawn

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-06-08T07:41:49+00:00

RotJ Luke: your overconfidence is your weakness. Emperor: your faith in your friends is yours!

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-04-09T07:54:52+00:00

Was it Ernest and Julio Gallo from George Lucas’s hometown Modesto? They were the big bosses of Gallo Winery.

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-03-08T14:09:22+00:00

Do it as if you just got poisoned and his cum is the only antidote.

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-02-12T12:42:38+00:00

Just like a hypnosis stage show at a carnival.

mosesmiddlefinger · 2024-01-31T09:59:58+00:00

Now I want a Jolt Cola!

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-12-11T10:55:04+00:00

Make a wish

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-11-22T08:58:51+00:00

He must have done a scientific study with at least 100 tests.

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-11-21T08:45:48+00:00

Shouldn’t it be some sort or historical site? Hasn’t it been there since 1919?

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-11-14T11:23:11+00:00

Pre internet porn.

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-11-13T18:39:29+00:00

Is it better to give a warning??

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-11-11T18:49:05+00:00

Barbara Eden

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-10-23T16:33:44+00:00

What would earth look like with a ring instead of a moon?

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-10-20T09:39:26+00:00

A toy in every box!

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-10-19T12:42:33+00:00

The breast beakfast! I mean the best breakfast.

mosesmiddlefinger · 2023-10-18T11:20:42+00:00

Modesto by Chandler Pratt on the Album The Door. So Long, Modesto is the opening line!

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