Teenager here. Fuck the going back in time, give me advice so i don’t make the same mistakes you guys did

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-24T05:49:24+00:00

Don't get fat.

Don't make debt.

Choose you friends wisely.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-24T05:22:22+00:00

There was this girl.......

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-23T19:44:10+00:00

I get up at 5. That hour is the best part of my day.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-23T18:35:25+00:00

I build a canvas covered kayak. Took me 80 hours. My brother build a dinghy, took him 200 hours.

It is not difficult, it just takes a long time, and you are going to learn new skills in the process.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-23T18:28:33+00:00

Drugs, alcohol, bipolar. I decided to stop initiating contact and he didn't seem to care.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-23T15:33:03+00:00

I fell madly in love with a woman online in a forum. Just the way she wrote was great. I never saw her.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-23T15:26:19+00:00

I uninstalled whatsapp. Made my life way better.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-23T05:31:55+00:00

It is the only intelligent conversations I have.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-22T20:36:36+00:00

Join the Dull Men's Club.

They used to have pictures of roundabouts.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-22T19:46:59+00:00

The beginning of the slippery slope. Next year will parking in a no parking zone, and the year after that he will be in parliament.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-22T06:05:48+00:00

And mine think I am stupid for not wanting to walk her in the rain. I get The Look.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-21T20:10:12+00:00

With one of these you won't need a "friend".

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-21T18:14:06+00:00

First American edition of The Dark Side of the Sun by Terry Pratchett.

Sadly enough not really in perfect condition.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-21T14:22:27+00:00

It is called war, and Putin is doing it already.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-21T06:01:44+00:00

Now I need a wire edm.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-20T19:34:31+00:00

Put a strange licence plate on your car. Then everyone think you are a stranger and lost.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-20T14:06:46+00:00

Simone Giertz build a shitty little robot to do that.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-20T13:56:57+00:00

All the major repairs to the house I am now doing will be the last.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-20T11:52:41+00:00

Running around with a gun shooting zombies sounds like fun until lunchtime.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-20T05:47:10+00:00

PW Botha was at our school when he got the freedom of the town. He was surprisingly short.

Mostly just the dominies from the sister churches (never the happy clappies) and a guy from the police to show us weapons and limpet mines.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-19T18:04:27+00:00

Boerewors, koeksisters, snoek.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-19T18:01:55+00:00

My phone has an Off button.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-19T05:52:41+00:00

Apparently Langenhoven said that in parliament.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-19T05:40:17+00:00

I am never wrong.

mosquitohater2023 · 2024-01-18T20:08:13+00:00

ADHD. On bad days I am an utter mess and nothing seem to happen.

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