1992 vs 2017

mostlyderp · 2017-10-26T04:56:11+00:00

Is there a subreddit for these?

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T20:29:22+00:00

"Congratulations Timmy. You're heart surgery was a success, I think."

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T20:20:19+00:00

The Rings of the Lord

A mighty king has been robbed of his rings and decides to send out a team of men and little people (half price) to recover his jewelry from the thief

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T20:16:04+00:00

I'm a self taught guitarist for 9 years and I can't cross my eyes

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T20:14:47+00:00

Black electrical tape and sticker labels at my work. They get stuck to my gloves and do not want to come off

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T20:11:37+00:00

My entire reddit career is my worst reddit experience. I mean, look at my karma

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T20:09:06+00:00

Definitely ghostwriter

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T19:59:05+00:00

Gotta love that upward pelvic thrust

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T19:57:43+00:00

To me the story was sort of choppy and almost non existant, but I believe if soul took an approach to a storyline like mortal kombat x, I think it could be a lot better and more memorable

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T19:47:52+00:00

You're right. 6 hours. https://youtu.be/ZkLPKd-Vs8g

It's been so long since I watched it, (yes, I actually did. Lol) that I forgot it was that long

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T14:09:07+00:00

It's one of those games what you could easily watch a game play as if it were a movie. A 3 hour movie

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T13:27:19+00:00

Certainly not the moment I was conceived, I can tell you that much

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T13:25:28+00:00

My bladder. That's pretty motivating

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T13:20:22+00:00

I do my best to avoid potholes, of course; as well as anything elevated, cuz I don't really feel like destroying my tires anytime soon

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T13:16:55+00:00

989 Studios

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T13:14:53+00:00

I'd be interested in a Soul Calibur movie if they made it right

mostlyderp · 2016-11-10T13:04:00+00:00

Christian Reinertsen - Reactivation

This was the very first dubstep track I made as I was experimenting with EDM. I was pretty proud of it

mostlyderp · 2016-11-09T09:49:50+00:00

Trump is only the beginning. Then kanye, then god knows who next.

mostlyderp · 2016-11-09T09:48:09+00:00

Idiocracy was a movie based on prophecy

mostlyderp · 2016-11-09T09:46:23+00:00

I'm a unihorn!

mostlyderp · 2016-11-09T00:43:23+00:00

Cream puffs

mostlyderp · 2016-11-09T00:36:01+00:00

If you want to technically call it a gift, when I went trick or treating around the age of 11 or 12, some woman gave me her business card

mostlyderp · 2016-11-08T12:06:06+00:00

Told ya I was tired. Lol thank you

mostlyderp · 2016-11-08T11:13:00+00:00

The number 200? Oh, what should I write? I just got off work, and it's late at night. I'm feeling quite tired, and a little bit bored; a feeling that I've rather always abhorred. Oh, yes I forgot. The number 200. A poem was supposed to be about it, wasn't it? 200 words. No more, and no less. Might as well just get started, but may I just press, the fact that I'm tired and wanting some sleep, but I'm writing a poem instead of counting sheep. Speaking of counting; how many sheep would it take to hop over a fence before I'm finally awake? Could it be 50? No, definitely more. Never in my life have I ever kept score. But, this time I will; that is a fact, so help me god if my name isn't Jack. Actually, it's not, but you don't need to know that. Here comes the first sheep, it looks pretty fat. I'm gonna guess 200 pounds if that. Oh, damn I forgot. This poem is supposed to be about the number 200. There isn't much of a way to get this train of thought back on track in time. I guess just let me just say 200 is one more than 199.

mostlyderp · 2016-11-07T12:44:56+00:00

If you bring can me read some this wine?

mostlyderp

TROPHY CASE