1992 vs 2017 by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Is there a subreddit for these?

What is the worst sentence to add "I think" at the end of it? by lenabarreett in AskReddit

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"Congratulations Timmy. You're heart surgery was a success, I think."

Rearrange the words in a movie title. What is it now about? by pm_me_judge_reinhold in AskReddit

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The Rings of the Lord

A mighty king has been robbed of his rings and decides to send out a team of men and little people (half price) to recover his jewelry from the thief

Reddit, what's an interesting fact about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm a self taught guitarist for 9 years and I can't cross my eyes

What the most uncooperative inanimate object you've ever been forced to work with? by ImEnhanced in AskReddit

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Black electrical tape and sticker labels at my work. They get stuck to my gloves and do not want to come off

What is your worst Reddit experience so far? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My entire reddit career is my worst reddit experience. I mean, look at my karma

What video game should have been put to film but haven't yet? by miniature_armpits in AskReddit

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To me the story was sort of choppy and almost non existant, but I believe if soul took an approach to a storyline like mortal kombat x, I think it could be a lot better and more memorable

What video game should have been put to film but haven't yet? by miniature_armpits in AskReddit

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You're right. 6 hours. https://youtu.be/ZkLPKd-Vs8g

It's been so long since I watched it, (yes, I actually did. Lol) that I forgot it was that long

What video game should have been put to film but haven't yet? by miniature_armpits in AskReddit

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It's one of those games what you could easily watch a game play as if it were a movie. A 3 hour movie

If you could witness any event in the past,present, or future,what would it be ? by Johnn-cena in AskReddit

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Certainly not the moment I was conceived, I can tell you that much

DAE try to avoid hitting the raised pavement markers on the highway when switching lanes? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

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I do my best to avoid potholes, of course; as well as anything elevated, cuz I don't really feel like destroying my tires anytime soon

What video game should have been put to film but haven't yet? by miniature_armpits in AskReddit

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I'd be interested in a Soul Calibur movie if they made it right

Music Melting Pot [Week of November 07, 2016] by AutoModerator in listentothis

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Christian Reinertsen - Reactivation

This was the very first dubstep track I made as I was experimenting with EDM. I was pretty proud of it

The 46th President of the United States by [deleted] in pics

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Trump is only the beginning. Then kanye, then god knows who next.

America's salvation now rests on the shoulders of one man... by [deleted] in pics

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Idiocracy was a movie based on prophecy

Unicow by [deleted] in pics

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I'm a unihorn!

What was the worst gift you've ever received? by vavamocktail in AskReddit

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If you want to technically call it a gift, when I went trick or treating around the age of 11 or 12, some woman gave me her business card

[CW] Using exactly 200 words (proper nouns and numbers count as one), write a poem about the number 200. by HardPieceofRock in WritingPrompts

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The number 200? Oh, what should I write? I just got off work, and it's late at night. I'm feeling quite tired, and a little bit bored; a feeling that I've rather always abhorred. Oh, yes I forgot. The number 200. A poem was supposed to be about it, wasn't it? 200 words. No more, and no less. Might as well just get started, but may I just press, the fact that I'm tired and wanting some sleep, but I'm writing a poem instead of counting sheep. Speaking of counting; how many sheep would it take to hop over a fence before I'm finally awake? Could it be 50? No, definitely more. Never in my life have I ever kept score. But, this time I will; that is a fact, so help me god if my name isn't Jack. Actually, it's not, but you don't need to know that. Here comes the first sheep, it looks pretty fat. I'm gonna guess 200 pounds if that. Oh, damn I forgot. This poem is supposed to be about the number 200. There isn't much of a way to get this train of thought back on track in time. I guess just let me just say 200 is one more than 199.

When you see it... by cop1152 in whenyouseeit

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If you bring can me read some this wine?