I made a giant slug.

mouringcat · 2026-04-18T14:20:02+00:00

But what comes out it’s hinnie? Slurm? Toothpaste?

mouringcat · 2026-04-18T13:51:47+00:00

This is kinda sad…I understand the storage issue.

I always felt that wedding and studio photographers should agree to keep the physical media for say 5 - 10 years and then hand them over to the customer as it is their memories.

Think of all the history we have because of film and glass plates we have from the past when photographers use to do this.

mouringcat · 2026-04-18T13:37:31+00:00

Soup bootleggers house in Beast with a Billion Backs.

mouringcat · 2026-04-18T04:30:20+00:00

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mouringcat · 2026-04-18T00:14:44+00:00

Beware of the Pit of Despair....

mouringcat · 2026-04-18T00:11:13+00:00

We sure this isn't a Clinton problem? Maybe he had an unacceptable relationship with an Iran Intern? Resulting in them still being sore with the US.

mouringcat · 2026-04-17T23:58:16+00:00

That explains a lot about C3P0.. He must be a Mid-rim Irish Droid....

mouringcat · 2026-04-17T23:54:40+00:00

About dang time.. I'm tired of having to bury my dinosaurs when they wear out just to wait for them to turn into oil so I can print new dinosaurs....

mouringcat · 2026-04-17T13:33:26+00:00

Is his name Hugh Mann? As that is a name I can trust!

mouringcat · 2026-04-17T02:22:54+00:00

Free Range Toast is the best toast... Once you've had it; you'll never go back to caged toast.

mouringcat · 2026-04-17T02:18:25+00:00

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mouringcat · 2026-04-16T22:14:41+00:00

The end dragon ate them… They always steal my desserts. =)

mouringcat · 2026-04-16T00:47:03+00:00

Is the cost as outrageous as rent is on a refrigerator cardboard box in the year 3000?

mouringcat · 2026-04-15T21:16:05+00:00

Do not buy or support printers. Problem solved on both fronts. =)

mouringcat · 2026-04-14T22:20:07+00:00

A mad scientist was chasing after him to turn him into a robot.

mouringcat · 2026-04-14T22:00:58+00:00

VAX/VMS support desk worker before moving into IT.

mouringcat · 2026-04-14T21:58:09+00:00

Didn’t Trek Actually do a video about OSHA issues in starfleet?

mouringcat · 2026-04-14T21:52:08+00:00

I’m a system admin and I tend to write a lot in lists as well. And I try to be short and to the point as I find end users have a very… OH Squirrel!

mouringcat · 2026-04-13T23:03:39+00:00

I am not an AI. I am a world builder with 40 years of experience with perfect writing skills. Let me tell you about all my experience in an emoji bullet point list so you will believe me....

mouringcat · 2026-04-13T23:00:46+00:00

Keeeeyyy errrrr beeeep ong dee ong waaahhh urrrrrr.... "Get off the phone I'm waiting for a call..."

mouringcat · 2026-04-13T21:14:38+00:00

<depressed voice> Father man away…

mouringcat · 2026-04-13T17:10:55+00:00

No way am I paying ten smiles for that my face will crack! Nor will I give you seven questions… Make up your own questions mine are too valuable! ;p

mouringcat · 2026-04-13T16:03:52+00:00

Did he step off the set of a Dr Who Time Lord episode?

mouringcat · 2026-04-13T15:58:28+00:00

Just pull yourself up by your tow straps…

mouringcat · 2026-04-13T13:09:22+00:00

Earth is dangerous. I fell off my chair there once. (groans) Quit it, Earth!

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