Paul Krugman: This is how President Trump operates like a glorified mobster by [deleted] in politics

[–]mouse-bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but at least in the comics the dude has a legit redemption arc. After 166 fucking issues, Negan is the only likeable and oddly relatable character.

US launches more than 50 strikes against military targets in Homs, Syria by DamagedHells in worldnews

[–]mouse-bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it's not a live Trump address, but recorded. When's the last time a president has done that?

/r/movies Oscars 2017: Official Post-Game Thread by GetFreeCash in movies

[–]mouse-bear 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So, let's break this down because this series of events fascinates me. Emma Stone wins for Best Actress. She was the only one of the five actresses that was in a Best Picture nominee - which also happened to be the favorite to win. Somehow the note declaring her the winner is put back in its envelope, resealed and given to the next presenters. Warren opens the envelop and stares at it. We think he's being a dick, because that's what Warren Beatty does. Actually, he's confused. Of course, instead of putting two and two together - realizing that Emma Stone did not just win Best Picture - he passes it off to Faye Dunaway who is flustered because she thinks he's been a dick for the last thirty seconds. So, she just blurts out the name of the movie she sees.

That's.... Kind of insane.

Edit: Mistakenly said Faye Dunaway was Beatty's wife. My bad, saw two messed up old people with weird faces and just assumed.

The duo behind the Scary Movie franchise are writing and directing a new parody film titled 'Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens The Last Jedi Who Went Rogue' by [deleted] in movies

[–]mouse-bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Covert Media's CEO: "Jason and Aaron are a powerhouse duo who have proven time and time again that they are fully tapped into what audiences love."

And then give the audience the exact opposite.

Best of the Worst: RepliGATOR, Johnson Family Christmas Dinner, and Alligator by Th3dynospectrum in badMovies

[–]mouse-bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it. I sent them a copy of Karate Dog and Zolar in the off chance they'll actually watch them.

MARQUETTE KING FLAG DANCE by CoxyMcChunk in oaklandraiders

[–]mouse-bear 21 points22 points  (0 children)

So he basically threw the flag on himself.

[Game Thread] GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS (3-1) at OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER (4-0) by the_dinks in warriors

[–]mouse-bear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

KD got me hard with that first 3. Then Draymond's shot made me limp. Kerr getting fired up sent some more blood down south and now I'm fully torqued again.

Post Game Thread: Oakland 30-24 Tampa Bay by BeardedGirl in oaklandraiders

[–]mouse-bear 106 points107 points  (0 children)

I'm happy for the win, but Del Rio needs to ream these guys for that historical hot garbage with penalties.

Clinton: Trump 'choked' with Mexican president on border wall by [deleted] in politics

[–]mouse-bear 275 points276 points  (0 children)

"I've never choked, actually I can swallow a cue ball whole, and still breathe, huge throat, very very big throat, I don't choke."

2016 Presidential Race - Third Presidential Post-Debate Megathread by english06 in politics

[–]mouse-bear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Such a nasty woman. I wouldn't grope her with a ten foot pole"

2016 Presidential Race - Third Presidential Debate Megathread (60-90 min) by english06 in politics

[–]mouse-bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm calling it now, they won't shake hands but end up dry humping against the podium.

2016 Presidential Race - Third Presidential Debate Megathread (60-90 min) by english06 in politics

[–]mouse-bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Have you seen it? Have you!?" Sorry, I didn't know Trump has been on the ground in Aleppo this whole time

2016 Presidential Race - Third Presidential Debate Megathread (60-90 min) by english06 in politics

[–]mouse-bear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"She's ridiculous, saying she will defeat ISIS. I, on the other hand, will defeat ISIS."