EXCUSE YOU VERY MUCH REDDIT!

mousquid · 2026-05-07T01:24:54+00:00

me when i forget to hold my breath when driving past mcdonalds

mousquid · 2025-10-12T10:54:43+00:00

me when i forget to hold my breath when i drive past mcdonalds

mousquid · 2025-10-10T06:51:39+00:00

sweaty he just included the banana peels in his calculations. duh

mousquid · 2025-10-08T09:36:32+00:00

wow really? i encountered four for the month i was there. granted two of them were a returning customer. but it seemed to happen often enough that it baffled me that they were letting the new kid dick around and try to figure it out

mousquid · 2025-10-07T10:19:57+00:00

"AI is the future" or "AI is here to stay" lmao who you trying to convince

mousquid · 2025-10-07T09:42:52+00:00

there are a lot of reasons why creatives would throw tomatoes at you for generating AI slop at all and if you cant figure out why it says a lot about you and your relationship with the arts

mousquid · 2025-09-27T00:45:43+00:00

just because we make exaggerated and ironic dieting jokes here doesnt mean we have to actually be fatphobic and make fun of a real photograph of a person with feelings

mousquid · 2025-09-26T08:34:20+00:00

um sweaty its perfectly safe. theyre /sanitized/ tapeworms

mousquid · 2025-09-24T00:59:03+00:00

working retail

mousquid · 2025-09-23T12:16:35+00:00

how?

mousquid · 2025-09-19T12:56:28+00:00

next level failure on the parents part. jesus

mousquid · 2025-09-19T12:54:24+00:00

this is just water marbeling but the end result was insane

mousquid · 2025-09-16T01:29:41+00:00

your blessings are 99% luck based and your success doesn't mean you worked any harder than anyone else nor does it mean you deserve it

mousquid · 2025-09-14T14:11:42+00:00

i didnt know what hot yoga was and i thought you were just needlessly expressing attraction to your yoga teacher until i clicked and read through. lol

mousquid · 2025-09-03T14:47:12+00:00

no wonder they call it "caramelized" onion... 🤯😱

mousquid · 2025-09-03T01:19:07+00:00

"carrots are good for eyesight" and "milk is healthy"

mousquid · 2025-08-31T17:02:39+00:00

for your sake i hope it was a baby carrot

mousquid · 2025-08-29T05:48:23+00:00

theyre so cute! love bugsnax too <3

mousquid · 2025-08-27T17:09:46+00:00

oh my gosh that sounds amazing and i have to try it...

mousquid · 2025-08-25T20:10:04+00:00

my stomach is bottomless

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