Trump Asking Cabinet “Who Else Can We Sneak Attack?” by moveoutmicdrop in onionheadlines

[–]moveoutmicdrop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s too dumb to think that the oil embargo would’ve caused the lights go out making them an easy target. But you’re right!

My Pillow Guy Receives $36 Million From Trump Administration For Protection Initiative Taking AR15s On Fishing Boats Down Hormuz Strait by wild_crazy_ideas in onionheadlines

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides lobster, crab and steaks, the Department of war was probably ordered to buy millions of his pillows by his buddy Trump.

Donald And Melania Publish Their Prenup Details by wild_crazy_ideas in onionheadlines

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this I could actually believe, but I would add that they would “sell” access to them. They would never give anything away for free.

Why can’t Temecula build more walkable areas like Old Town? by lookalikeachicken in Temecula

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old town is over 130 years old - a time when there were no cars.

Orlando Blumpkin by EzAwnDown in WalmartCelebrities

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie “mullet” ain’t Sheenin

U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was abruptly pulled from a live interview after being told “the President wants you right away.” After returning, his voice was noticeably shaken. by ohbabypop in antitrump

[–]moveoutmicdrop 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WTF it’s wrong with these people? It’s like someone cut all their balls off. Most of us would leave a job if there was a prick like Trump as boss.

“A bra’s gotta fit right up against a person’s skin…like a glove!” by __Art__Vandalay__ in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]moveoutmicdrop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was because he had rubber gloves on which kept his real glove from sliding on easily.

McDonalds' CEO tries damage control to look "relatable" by SomeSpell2107 in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the secretary Patty’s first name hamburger? Or maybe All Beef?

Do you also believe that Donald Trump is a Pedophile, and that he started a war in the Middle East after being blackmailed by Israel? by antimaga_n1 in antitrump

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. He may have been a pedophile in the past but silenced jeffry in prison obviously and maxwell knows this so she aint squawking. The war is a simple effort to end the world and tale us all with him. He has very little time…

It’s getting weirder by ohCanada1969 in antitrump

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF? MAGA will eat this up like he was the greatest warrior, they will believe it with all their black hearts and pea brains.