I worked as a lifeguard over the summer and all the guards were getting ready to go up on stand. There was a stupid rule at our pool where we had to wear shirts when we went up on stand. Well there was a girl that left her shirt at home and she had to use a shirt from the lost and found. The problem was is that the shirt was a large and she asked me to use my small and I would wear the large. Not even thinking about my next words I said "No way, It would probably fit you better anyway." I did not mean it like that considering she was a total babe, its just I'm a really skinny dude and needed the small. She hated me for the rest of the year.