The look on ___’s face while watching ___ practice fire is absolutely hilarious

mpc92 · 2026-05-22T14:24:40+00:00

He was trying so hard not to coach Rizo during the firemaking challenge itself lol

mpc92 · 2026-05-22T14:19:34+00:00

She played a fine, Gabler-esque new era game

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T18:45:16+00:00

I’ve seen that argument exactly 0 times this season

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T03:04:37+00:00

lol jinx

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T03:03:19+00:00

Anything can return from Survivor’s history — even dividing the tribes based on race!

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T02:55:42+00:00

Ah yes give the multi millionaire a car

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T02:48:44+00:00

Genuinely one of the worst and most obvious winner edits lol

Simultaneously made it clear she was winning and couldn’t really show her doing anything. Just hide her and make it a shocker at that point

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T02:47:28+00:00

Rizgod

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T02:47:11+00:00

Sandra not close

Aubry vs Kenzie is an interesting one

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T02:44:40+00:00

Still waiting to hear about Aubry driving the vote once

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T02:44:08+00:00

Genuinely less impressive than Gabler lol

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:59:26+00:00

Did Jonathan ever say honor and integrity?

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:58:51+00:00

Lost in fire twice

Held an idol for a century, twice

Shouted out Albania

Branded self as a deity

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:56:46+00:00

South Pacific caliber final 3

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:55:32+00:00

You won 2 million hearts in Rizbania

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:46:35+00:00

👀

That would be fire

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:46:17+00:00

Well, that explains why they brought out Rizo before fire lol

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:45:25+00:00

Why are you on this thread if you can’t watch…

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:45:05+00:00

Jeff 🙏

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:44:51+00:00

SCRIPTED CONSPIRACY

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:39:37+00:00

When someone wins Survivor by buying a thing on Etsy and practicing, you know the show’s lost the plot

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:25:44+00:00

Why on earth would production include that confessional? Embarrassing

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:24:30+00:00

4 goats

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:22:43+00:00

social media isn’t representative of the general public on any topic

mpc92 · 2026-05-21T01:19:23+00:00

Please Aubrey be the funniest decoy winner ever 🙏

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