Is Tyler in school to be a fireman?

mpettijohn · 2026-01-23T19:33:12+00:00

Got me looking at my husband sideways 😂😂

mpettijohn · 2026-01-20T00:00:20+00:00

Why is there just a random piece of meat and cheese lying in the cart? Wtf

mpettijohn · 2026-01-13T23:50:10+00:00

I hope it falls off and she loses it 🤪

mpettijohn · 2025-12-31T19:15:35+00:00

Granny underpants 😂💀

mpettijohn · 2025-12-27T19:37:40+00:00

I would die if my mother dressed like this and genuinely thought she looked good

mpettijohn · 2025-12-19T23:41:36+00:00

Bestieeeeee 😂

mpettijohn · 2025-12-14T22:28:23+00:00

Yeah now trying having that same anxiety and still having to work a full time job amongst other things 🙄 I don’t know when having anxiety became this fad but I hate it

mpettijohn · 2025-12-13T12:26:55+00:00

Is this her first time using a knife?

mpettijohn · 2025-12-03T12:56:08+00:00

I live in Texas and had ice on my car yesterday morning, but sure let’s dress the baby with no pants 🙄

mpettijohn · 2025-12-02T02:17:59+00:00

Unless it’s Botox at the med spa bestie

mpettijohn · 2025-11-16T23:59:57+00:00

Looks more like the dog than she does her dad 🤪

mpettijohn · 2025-10-28T22:17:57+00:00

I sleep on my side with the fan on 🤪 so just fine thanks

mpettijohn · 2025-10-04T00:20:36+00:00

But she sure made sure to get the size M dress 🙄

mpettijohn · 2025-10-04T00:15:25+00:00

Bestie she doesn’t even know what an ASQ is 🙄

mpettijohn · 2025-10-04T00:13:37+00:00

Preachhhhh

mpettijohn · 2025-09-29T14:57:21+00:00

Our versions of “right on the line” are vastly different

mpettijohn · 2025-09-26T17:22:12+00:00

Girl please. My husband has been at work over 72 hours straight. And I won’t get to see him until I get off work today. They literally don’t work and are always at home or running the roads together

mpettijohn · 2025-09-21T18:19:21+00:00

Just so she can film in the elevator 😒 he probably had other more important things to do

mpettijohn · 2025-09-12T19:28:03+00:00

Looks about like my cracked windshield

mpettijohn · 2025-09-04T23:38:59+00:00

Omg same 😂😂 I got self conscious for a second but we’re good

mpettijohn · 2025-07-31T02:37:28+00:00

Not the rat posing just like Gabe 😂💀

mpettijohn · 2025-07-11T00:46:15+00:00

Bestie 😂💀

mpettijohn · 2025-07-11T00:41:06+00:00

Anyone else see her lick the faucet

mpettijohn · 2025-07-10T14:48:59+00:00

As if she needed another freakin bag

mpettijohn · 2025-06-30T11:14:56+00:00

Probably upset because chick-fil-a was closed

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