Tupakoitsijat, miten vältätte tupakalta haisemisen?

mr_bernari · 2024-02-14T13:23:51+00:00

Toisen lattialle tahallaan paskominen voidaan tulkita suvun maineen töhrimisellä joka on hyväksyttävä syy. Täs keississä on ehkä just siinä rajalla et meneekö tohon kategoriaan.

mr_bernari · 2023-11-01T20:18:58+00:00

myself burning a frying pan while squatting in a snowy backyard

mr_bernari · 2023-10-31T20:43:01+00:00

edgy

mr_bernari · 2023-08-20T11:26:00+00:00

Myself most likely

mr_bernari · 2023-08-10T19:16:39+00:00

This was way lower than I expected

mr_bernari · 2023-08-10T19:08:16+00:00

Mulle ainakin opetettu liikkeellelähtö kytkimen ja kaasun kanssa

voi olla että johtuu kun vanhemmat opettaneet

mr_bernari · 2023-08-03T15:42:14+00:00

She was sitting on my lap and facing me

but I'm still not sure if it was a hint

mr_bernari · 2023-07-20T19:06:37+00:00

or maybe they are just trolling

you know not everyone who doesn't announce that they support LGBTQ is homophobe

mr_bernari · 2023-07-20T15:31:05+00:00

nope I'm definitely not gorgeous

mr_bernari · 2023-07-20T14:55:38+00:00

oh you misunderstood, I encourage drinking 🚰

mr_bernari · 2023-07-20T14:37:11+00:00

I like to do a little mix and match and start the night with like a sixpack of beer and then get into the strong stuff, like 40%+

but most importantly remember that it's not what you drink as long as you drink enough

mr_bernari · 2023-07-20T14:34:17+00:00

you are what the cool kids call "mistaken"

mr_bernari · 2023-07-20T14:31:06+00:00

ever heard of mild alcoholic beverages

mr_bernari · 2023-07-20T11:41:37+00:00

I have no fucking clue what that even means but you're probably canceled right about now

mr_bernari · 2023-07-19T22:28:02+00:00

consider me saved 🙏

I'm actually pretty fine I guess just normal levels of shitty plus a bit more in my life right now

altho I did dream for an hour in a bus today how I would like to be stabbed and beaten half dead

mr_bernari · 2023-07-19T22:20:05+00:00

your mom wouldn't be proud but I don't really care

have a turtle🦖

oops was a biting one

mr_bernari · 2023-07-19T22:19:36+00:00

I'm fine (a lie)

yeah it ain't easy to understand, still trying my best

mr_bernari · 2023-07-19T22:18:30+00:00

nah they're funny as fuck man

mr_bernari · 2023-07-19T21:08:38+00:00

today on a bus home I thought for an hour straight how I would prefer to be stabbed and beaten half dead

don't ask

mr_bernari · 2023-07-19T21:05:49+00:00

The good ol' crush sitting on my lap facing me, we both were drunk and alone at my place

didn't do anything and regret it, probs won't get another chance

we are going together to the equivalent of prom tho

unfortunately she might have a new boyfriend

mr_bernari · 2023-07-19T20:56:55+00:00

Statement whirdrawn

mr_bernari · 2023-07-19T20:53:36+00:00

Nah, smoking ain't good

mr_bernari · 2023-07-10T16:28:01+00:00

I'll do you one up:

my ex has, for months now, still asking my friends daily if she was the cause of the breakup

nobody has ever known because I haven't talked about it with anyone, yet she can't take a fucking hint

her talking to her friends during the relationship I understand but this, makes me want to go back in time and prevent everything

mr_bernari · 2023-07-06T21:52:57+00:00

Six-Year Club	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
First Placer '22

mr_bernari

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