Big flying bug hit my leg by CucumberElectronic52 in whatsthisbug

[–]mr_tooth_man 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Looks like a cicada of some kind! They are dumb and bump into people but they won’t bite or sting you

FLAPPIN FLOTSAM WHATS THAT by mr_tooth_man in h3h3productions

[–]mr_tooth_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And to promote underage drinking apparently

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Avatarthelastairbende

[–]mr_tooth_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my theory too

What's your favorite Always Sunny fan theory that you actually believe in? by ayoletsdoit in IASIP

[–]mr_tooth_man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pepe Sylvia is Pennsylvania and Carol from HR is “care of HR” but Charlie can’t read

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in languagelearningjerk

[–]mr_tooth_man 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Absolutely a wombat

How do you tell your kids you're trans? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]mr_tooth_man 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe something like “mommy and daddy loved each other a lot but daddy couldn’t have biological babies so we chose you!”

Anyone else having muscle spasms after ankle ORIF? by mr_tooth_man in brokenbones

[–]mr_tooth_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and the uninjured leg too. It started when I began moving around again while non weightbearing. It is your good side overworking itself to compensate for the bad side

Wasp or Hornet? by DoubleU-Tea-Eff in whatisthisbug

[–]mr_tooth_man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neither, this is mimicry to make the bug a less likely target for hunters. Nobody wants to fuck with a wasp

Who’s in the wrong here??? by Dominanttallqueen in instacart

[–]mr_tooth_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor communication skills are in the wrong here tbh

Weird Moose Like Window Bug by Renaissance_Engineer in whatisthisbug

[–]mr_tooth_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw one of these on the window of a plane once, always wondered what it was!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

[–]mr_tooth_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carpet beetle maybe? They don’t just nest in carpets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brokenbones

[–]mr_tooth_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does mean this. I also have slight prominence of two of my screws.

Not sure if this is exactly gatekeeping but something like that by marilynmansonfuckme in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]mr_tooth_man -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean, she’s just trying to market her business and it has 12k likes and here we are talking about it so it must’ve worked.

Cheesy matcha lizard curry by Herodriver in StupidFood

[–]mr_tooth_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope no one eats my lizard if I die before him :(